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Texas Fat Boy

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Texas - Wife Goes Missing
« on: September 18, 2014, 09:58:53 AM »
Texas - What Happens When A Wife Goes Missing …

A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing:

Husband - I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband - Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.

Sergeant - Build?
Husband - Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant - Color of eyes
Husband - Never noticed.

Sergeant - Color of hair?
Husband - Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe red.

Sergeant - What was she wearing?
Husband - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant - Did she go in a car?
Husband - No, she went in my truck.

Sergeant - What kind of truck was it?
Husband - Brand new Ford F150 with Eco-boost V6 engine, special ordered with manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white cover for the bed, special alloy wheels and off road Michelin's. Wife put a small scratch on the driver’s door.

At this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.
Sergeant: Don't worry, Bubba ....... We’ll find your truck!
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Re: Texas - Wife Goes Missing
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2014, 10:24:57 AM »
TFB, that's a good'ern there.

Had to share that one with a couple folks here in the office....
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Re: Texas - Wife Goes Missing
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2014, 10:44:47 AM »
 :o :o ;D
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Re: Texas - Wife Goes Missing
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2014, 10:49:37 AM »
Thanks for the laugh!  :apple: :carrot: :jalapeno:
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Re: Texas - Wife Goes Missing
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2014, 10:53:54 AM »
I feel for him...
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Re: Texas - Wife Goes Missing
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2014, 07:49:42 PM »
Thank you very much for the smile
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Re: Texas - Wife Goes Missing
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2014, 10:27:54 PM »

         Missing truck bummer :P :(
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Re: Texas - Wife Goes Missing
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2014, 06:50:30 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21:  ;D
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Re: Texas - Wife Goes Missing
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2014, 10:59:13 AM »
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Re: Texas - Wife Goes Missing
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2014, 08:24:57 PM »
 :huepfenlol2:    that reminds me of .....    Wife and Dog missing!  Reward for Dog!    :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Texas - Wife Goes Missing
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2014, 10:35:03 PM »
Getter found.  :laugh:
« Last Edit: September 25, 2014, 11:11:16 PM by Doniwin »
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Re: Texas - Wife Goes Missing
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2014, 08:13:47 PM »
That was good. Thanks
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