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[North Georgia Hawg]

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One Reason Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...




Wait for it...




#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

 

[dooinit2u]

Did you have this conversation with the better half? and did she think it was as funny as I did?

[North Georgia Hawg]

Actually, she DID! I am lucky to be married to an AMAZING woman with a wicked sense of humor! And she likes my guns, too. Has one of her own, actually...

She did say that now that menopause is history, SHE works every day of the month, too!

Ken

[dooinit2u]

Actually, she DID! I am lucky to be married to an AMAZING woman with a wicked sense of humor! And she likes my guns, too. Has one of her own, actually...

She did say that now that menopause is history, SHE works every day of the month, too!

Ken

Yes indeed... Too funny.

[D-N-D]

 

[kiro]

An enjoyable read Ken! 

[TinSpinner]

  Good stuff! I'll be stealing this one! 

[BigLew]

I'm really sorry I read this. I might repeat some of it in my sleep!

BigLew