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[Chains]

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered  pistol and yelled, "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."

A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough ammo

[2k]

You can't carry to much ammo

[Road Dad]

Revolvers have clips, pistols have magazines........

[smkymtnboy]

Revolvers have clips, pistols have magazines........

what revolver?

[OBB]

Revolvers have clips, pistols have magazines........

Clips are what women use in their hair, magazines are what's in the rack in the bathroom....   

[jachd17]

what revolver?

 Revolvers chambered for 45ACP, 9MM etc use "moon clips" to due to auto cartridge design.

[smkymtnboy]

Revolvers chambered for 45ACP, 9MM etc use "moon clips" to due to auto cartridge design.

because they are rimless cartidges!!??

[muddypaws]

My X got fat so he would have had plenty...

[jachd17]

because they are rimless cartidges!!??

 Yup. Guess some guys just want a wheel gun no matter what. Not my cup of tea. Auto cartridges in revolvers and 357 mag in 1911 style semi-auto's (Coonan Arms) I admit the Coonan is kinda cool though.

[D-N-D]

 

[FLY-DOG]

Funny joke.....

[Road Dad]

because they are rimless cartidges!!??

No. Only .22 are rimless. Most revolvers are not .22s. The clip is used because a revolver does not have a replaceable magazine, it has a drum.

So a pistol, which is not a revolver, can not use a clip.

Not that it really matter in this case.......

[smkymtnboy]

No. Only .22 are rimless. Most revolvers are not .22s. The clip is used because a revolver does not have a replaceable magazine, it has a drum.

So a pistol, which is not a revolver, can not use a clip.

Not that it really matter in this case.......

what??

[moscooter]

 
A pistol is a type of handgun. Some handgun experts and dictionaries make a technical distinction that views pistols as a subset of handguns; others use the terms interchangeably. Sometimes in usage, the term "pistol" refers to a handgun having one chamber integral with the barrel,[1][2] making pistols distinct from the other main type of handgun, the revolver, which has a revolving cylinder containing multiple chambers.[3][4] But UK/Commonwealth usage does not always make this distinction, particularly when the terms are used by the military. For example, the official designation of the Webley Mk VI revolver was "Pistol, Revolver, Webley, No. 1 Mk VI".[5] In contrast to Merriam-Webster[3][4] the Oxford English Dictionary (a descriptive dictionary) describes 'pistol' as a small firearm to be used in one hand[6] and the usage of "revolver" as being a type of handgun[7] and gives its original form as "revolving pistol" [8][9]

[bigchuck]

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