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Possibly a new species...
« on: December 20, 2012, 09:42:52 PM »

They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.   

The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function.   
Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication.   
History shows that this species mostly receives food stamps and full government care.
Unfortunately most are highly fertile.
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Re: Possibly a new species...
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2012, 10:03:55 PM »

I think that UFO landed in east LA   
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Re: Possibly a new species...
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2012, 07:28:59 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: Possibly a new species...
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2012, 07:33:14 PM »

all species evolve or go extinct. which way is this species headed?
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Re: Possibly a new species...
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2012, 08:15:13 PM »

Oh NO !    They have invaded Michigan   :-\
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Re: Possibly a new species...
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2012, 09:56:55 PM »

Oh my Gosh . . . They are on every street corner in Portland, OR and the malls have been overtaken.

This sounds like something from an HG Wells novel
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Re: Possibly a new species...
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2012, 04:23:55 PM »

 :-*  Up North here we call those Yo'tards!!
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Re: Possibly a new species...
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2012, 08:51:47 PM »

ya... ??? ???huh?
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Re: Possibly a new species...
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2012, 03:53:03 PM »

  Apparently you've never heard the mating call.....YO YO YO  :jalapeno:
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Re: Possibly a new species...
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2012, 07:23:10 PM »

lol :huepfenlol2:
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