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[smkymtnboy]

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box.
 The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it wine?” she guessed.
“No,” the boy replied.
 She tasted another drop and asked, ” Champagne ? ”
 ” No,” said the little boy… “It’s a puppy!”

[Doniwin]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a puppy. 

[ultrarider123]

Now dat's a pisser, rat dare.......

[kiro]

 

[gaindian]

 

[Trimster]

 

[D-N-D]