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DDavidson

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Corresponding To Your Profession
« on: January 15, 2014, 04:17:44 AM »

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today.
 
You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."

The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man.
"Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man.
"Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
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What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men

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Re: Corresponding To Your Profession
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2014, 05:44:17 AM »

quick thinker......... :)
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Re: Corresponding To Your Profession
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2014, 06:14:37 AM »

 :P ;D
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