Frank rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at Frank and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So Frank said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'……….That's how the fight started.
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Frank’s wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
So Frank bought her a bathroom scale……….and then the fight started......
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One year, Frank decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"……….and that's how the fight started.....
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Frank’s wife and he were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while they were in bed. Frank turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' ‘No,' she answered.
He then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at him this time, simply saying, 'Yes.' So Frank said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." ……….and that's when the fight started...
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Frank’s wife sat down next to him as he was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?"
Frank said, "Dust." ………and then the fight started...
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Frank's wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
Frank replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."………..and then the fight started........
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