Good story, Hoist!
OK, anytime someone talks about cobbling something up to keep going, I think of my friend Curly.
He was riding his Dyna on the Cherohala Skyway by himself, minding his own business about 7 years ago, when a couple of good 'ol boys in a pick-em-up truck behind him started messin' with him...tailgating, etc, then blasted around him and slammed on their brakes.
Curly went off the road and down. The good 'ol boys laughed their toothless laugh, and left him there. He had some bruises but nothing broken, so he pulled his bike back onto the shoulder of the road. He had a busted clutch lever and broken shift shaft. After a bit, he was able to fashion a clutch lever extension out of a spoon and some cable-ties, but with no shift lever he only had 2nd gear. A few minutes later another pickup pulled up.
Guy got out and said "Ya havin' troubles, son?" Curly explained that he was in second gear and couldn't move the shift shaft. The guy had a welder in his truck and welded a piece of steel onto the stub right there. Curly tried to pay him, but the guy wouldn't take anything.
He was able to ride back to Naples with that welded part. Picked up a new clutch lever on the way, tho.
Sadly, of all the crap that Curly went through in his life, we lost him a few years later to a simple little really low speed drop...the backside of his helmetless melon hit the asphalt. He was 'out of it' for a year and a half before he succumbed. (RIP Bro. I still miss ya.)
Jerry