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The below tips will keep you out of hot water when buying parts for your Screaming Eagle.
I thought I would post them now so that starting in 2008 you have a good excuse for any expenditures!

Tip # 1
Honey, dOOd has one on his bike!

Tip # 2
Honey, I checked with dOOd and he said everyone else on the site has one.

Tip # 3
dOOd sent me a PM and said he took a poll and everyone else thinks I should have it.

Tip # 4
I checked with dOOd and he said chrome is much more important than diamonds.

Tip # 5
Per dOOd, it's a Screaming Eagle site and if I don't buy some chrome every week my ranking on the site will fall.

Tip # 6
dOOd told me to tell you to quit complaining and get back to polishing the bike.

Tip # 7
dOOd sent me a PM and said I needed to buy this part that's listed on Ebay.

Tip # 8
Yes honey, I know nothing about buying on Ebay but dOOd said he would walk me through it.

Tip # 9
dOOd said that the prices were so low on Ebay that if I didn't buy it he and the site would be dissappointed.

Tip # 10
dOOd said, it's chrome, it's on Ebay cheap, the members will like it, your done polishing the chrome so I need to get more for you to polish. And most of all with all the help he has given me I should buy two so he can have one.



Guys, try the above.
I have.
It works!

     

[naitram]

that only works cause your better half is also a site meber and can use them on you as well 

[mr_magoo]

Sounds like great reasons.

[amigo Jorge]

Martha alway has said that Fired00d is a very BAD influence

[JesterDecor]

Great list Chip!!

Don't forget (at least for Ken)...as long is it's within the $750 budget!!! 

[Hugh Janis]

If you're quoting d00d each time you better make sure your accessories aren't available only in 

The other option is to take on a secret double life and slip out each evening for your new job as a greeter at WalMart.  They prefer gifted people like you.  You can get direct deposit into a new checking account that has a debit card allowing you to place online purchases without anyone else knowing.  If you're questioned on the new deliveries?

 "d00d sent that!"

[Mrs Rooster]

 Terry said that Chip says
1- The more bikes the merrier
2- Chip says you can't have to much horsepower
3-  Chip said if I ship my bike back to him he'll take it to Traxxion Dynamics (spelling) the ride would be a lot safer
4- Chip said I need a new cam
5- HONEY Chip said I need to have my heads reworked
Terry told me the DOod said a certain level of chrome is needed to be a site member.
 With DOod you can keep it around $750.00 with Chip you have to add a 0 ($7500.00)
So for Christmas make sure you have your Chip & DOod list ready.

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Terry said that Chip says
1- The more bikes the merrier
2- Chip says you can't have to much horsepower
3-  Chip said if I ship my bike back to him he'll take it to Traxxion Dynamics (spelling) the ride would be a lot safer
4- Chip said I need a new cam
5- HONEY Chip said I need to have my heads reworked
Terry told me the DOod said a certain level of chrome is needed to be a site member.
 With DOod you can keep it around $750.00 with Chip you have to add a 0 ($7500.00)
So for Christmas make sure you have your Chip & DOod list ready.

 

[RJ749]

I notice d00d is mysteriously missing from this discussion.


He has stuff on my bike that he doesn't even have on his own

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I notice d00d is mysteriously missing from this discussion.


He has stuff on my bike that he doesn't even have on his own

It's called,

"Do as I say, don't do as I do!"


OR

dOOd is living role model that we all should follow.
But nobody ever said he was a good role model!

                     

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I notice d00d is mysteriously missing from this discussion. 








And I'm taking all the shots I can while he's not here! 

[Fired00d]

I have only one thing to say....

Chip is a Butthead!!!!

Oh, one other thing. I'm going riding.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[HogBreath]

It won't bother chip to call him a butthead. He'll be the first to agree with you. If you want to hurt him, tell him his Harley is uglier than a Victory bagger.

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If you want to hurt him, tell him his Harley is uglier than a Victory bagger.

Damn Ken, That's low! Real low.

[RJ749]

I have only one thing to say....

Chip is a Butthead!!!!

Oh, one other thing. I'm going riding.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

Chip  d00d is a Butthead!!!!