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Texas Fat Boy

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« on: September 02, 2012, 06:26:35 PM »

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.

And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despi
te the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!

BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.

THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
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Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2012, 07:03:54 PM »

   I  know this woman.
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Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2012, 07:23:12 PM »

   I  know this woman.

We all know this woman
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Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2012, 10:40:39 PM »

Some of us even married this lovely woman!
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Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2012, 10:49:25 PM »

  :coolblue:
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Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2012, 12:30:12 AM »

 :nervous:    :nervous:   Tread carefully my friend.   :nervous:   :nervous:
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Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2012, 10:13:43 AM »

so you met my wife...!   :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2012, 11:59:55 AM »

 X2  ;D
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Re: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2012, 08:32:36 AM »

I know her too, but won't tell her name  :P
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