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Title: Good woman
Post by: Farm boy on August 28, 2018, 09:13:43 PM

A good woman is like a television set. Turn her on, and she will entertain you !!!

Title: Re: Good woman
Post by: muddypaws on August 29, 2018, 07:34:54 AM

What about turning me on....

Title: Re: Good woman
Post by: 08glide on August 29, 2018, 10:02:58 AM

you sure you want to post that ? :huepfenlol2:   may get some strange replies    :nixweiss:

Title: Re: Good woman
Post by: Ironhorse on August 29, 2018, 12:33:57 PM

Nope, because unlike a TV set you can't change a woman. There's no "OFF" button, no "MUTE" button, and no "Return to previous program" button.

Find another metaphor.

Title: Re: Good woman
Post by: iski on August 29, 2018, 12:43:40 PM

A woman is like a metaphor

Title: Re: Good woman
Post by: Yellow09SERG on August 29, 2018, 10:23:20 PM

Quote from: Ironhorse on August 29, 2018, 12:33:57 PM

Nope, because unlike a TV set you can't change a woman. There's no "OFF" button, no "MUTE" button, and no "Return to previous program" button.

Find another metaphor.

And it has only taken me 57 years to understand and agree with that statement. Man if I could have understood that at 30......  :huepfenjump3:

Title: Re: Good woman
Post by: Farm boy on September 02, 2018, 03:03:41 PM

What part of "turn het on", do you not understand ??? :nixweiss:

Title: Re: Good woman
Post by: bigchuck on October 31, 2018, 11:47:54 PM

Quote from: Ironhorse on August 29, 2018, 12:33:57 PM

Nope, because unlike a TV set you can't change a woman. There's no "OFF" button, no "MUTE" button, and no "Return to previous program" button.

Find another metaphor.

No way to turn up her brightness either