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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: 89fxrs on October 31, 2018, 02:42:09 PM

Title: Marijuana in firewood
Post by: 89fxrs on October 31, 2018, 02:42:09 PM

Marijuana in firewood
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

'Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them
logs, but he's hidin' it there.."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd.. ..Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

Title: Re: Marijuana in firewood
Post by: muddypaws on October 31, 2018, 04:02:47 PM

Poor Sheriff...

Title: Re: Marijuana in firewood
Post by: longlast on October 31, 2018, 04:44:57 PM

 :D  that's good

Title: Re: Marijuana in firewood
Post by: iski on October 31, 2018, 09:55:34 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Marijuana in firewood
Post by: WRE4U on November 01, 2018, 07:58:15 AM

Won't work in Canada, heh