Topic: Hoist/Spiderman Cut Tally (Read 12980 times)

HogBreath · « **on:** April 30, 2007, 05:34:35 PM »

I'll use this thread to keep score.

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:43:01 PM »

Quote from: HogBreath on April 30, 2007, 05:34:35 PM

I'll use this thread to keep score.

Nah, only counts if he bleeds and since he's an effin New Yorker that ain't gonna happen. Now me on the other hand, I bleed bright red. Course in this battle of wits, Howies an unarmed man.

B B

twincam · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:45:19 PM »

I thought this was a motorcycle site not a pissing contest!!!

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:46:48 PM »

Quote from: twincam on April 30, 2007, 05:45:19 PM

I thought this was a motorcycle site not a pissing contest!!!

What you never stop to piss ?

B B

twincam · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:49:52 PM »

only when the ole ladys on the back!!!!

twincam · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:50:50 PM »

wouldnt want to soak her!!!!

HogBreath · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:51:53 PM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on April 30, 2007, 05:43:01 PM

Nah, only counts if he bleeds and since he's an effin New Yorker that ain't gonna happen. Now me on the other hand, I bleed bright red. Course in this battle of wits, Howies an unarmed man.

B B

Spiderman:1
Hoist: 0

Of course he's not here right now.

twincam · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:54:35 PM »

yea, but he checks hes pc every 2 or 3 min faithfully!!!!!............ this should be a good thread!!!!!! DRIVERS START YOUR ENGINES!!!!!!!!

HogBreath · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:57:26 PM »

You do have a point there. I'll be on ready to add a point for Hoist. I've got the beer if anyone has the popcorn.

Hoist! · « **Reply #9 on:** April 30, 2007, 06:40:49 PM »

Uh oh, we gonna go peeing in the tall grass again, like the big dogs?

Hoist!

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #10 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:09:58 PM »

Quote from: Hoist on April 30, 2007, 06:40:49 PM

Uh oh, we gonna go peeing in the tall grass again, like the big dogs? Hoist!

I don't know Howie, where you're from and I used to be, what we do is called having a conversation. But you know in some of my rides around the country, I've noticed that if you're supposed to talk sweet to your friends and trash to your enemies. Doesn't make sense I know, but that's what they do. Now you and me, we talk trash to our friends and to the rest - - - - - - - - why would I give someone I don't like even so much as the time of day

??

B B

PS
I still think you suck

Gettinold · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:38:34 PM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on April 30, 2007, 07:09:58 PM

I don't know Howie, where you're from and I used to be, what we do is called having a conversation. But you know in some of my rides around the country, I've noticed that if you're supposed to talk sweet to your friends and trash to your enemies. Doesn't make sense I know, but that's what they do. Now you and me, we talk trash to our friends and to the rest - - - - - - - - why would I give someone I don't like even so much as the time of day ??

B B

PS
I still think you suck

5 POINTS TO B B SCORE 6 TO 0 BB

SBB · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:51:18 PM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on April 30, 2007, 07:09:58 PM

I've noticed that if you're supposed to talk sweet to your friends and trash to your enemies. Doesn't make sense I know,

Thank you BB Thank you
That splains why I keep getting in trouble.
No one explained the rules to me.

Hoist! · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:08:53 PM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on April 30, 2007, 07:09:58 PM

I don't know Howie, where you're from and I used to be, what we do is called having a conversation. But you know in some of my rides around the country, I've noticed that if you're supposed to talk sweet to your friends and trash to your enemies. Doesn't make sense I know, but that's what they do. Now you and me, we talk trash to our friends and to the rest - - - - - - - - why would I give someone I don't like even so much as the time of day ??

B B

PS
I still think you suck

How can I agrue with logic like that, especially when you like me so much!

Hoist!

HogBreath · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:55:38 PM »

Hey, I think Hoist should get a point for the tall grass comment. 6-1!!

Chief · « **Reply #15 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:00:20 PM »

Hey, can we end this post count crap and get back to pics of chicks in bikinis?

twincam · « **Reply #16 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:05:18 PM »

bikinis trumps pissin contest anytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HogBreath · « **Reply #17 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:26:28 PM »

Quote from: twincam on April 30, 2007, 09:05:18 PM

bikinis trumps pissin contest anytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always wanted to do that! Couldn't miss that chance.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #18 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:47:59 PM »

Quote from: Chief on April 30, 2007, 09:00:20 PM

Hey, can we end this post count crap and get back to pics of chicks in bikinis?

Twolanerider · « **Reply #19 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:55:07 PM »

How many points is that worth?

iski · « **Reply #20 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:57:53 PM »

Twolanerider · « **Reply #21 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:59:16 PM »

Quote from: iski on April 30, 2007, 10:57:53 PM

2.

I didn't ask how many points she had.

hard10 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 30, 2007, 11:14:34 PM »

I spend a day working and miss out on all the fun!

iski · « **Reply #23 on:** April 30, 2007, 11:27:55 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on April 30, 2007, 10:59:16 PM

I didn't ask how many points she had.

Oh.

Then the camel toe-age can be added to the total.

4?

Ghost Rider · « **Reply #24 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:34:02 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on April 30, 2007, 10:55:07 PM

How many points is that worth?

I say Twolane wins.

Next contest.

Chief · « **Reply #25 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:37:47 AM »

Quote from: iski on April 30, 2007, 11:27:55 PM

Oh.

Then the camel toe-age can be added to the total.

4?

When searching for toeage of camel, hi-res images work best. This one is just too small to be conclusive. Looks possible, but can't tell for sure.

miker · « **Reply #26 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:45:18 AM »

Is there some?

Ghost Rider · « **Reply #27 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:49:10 AM »

Quote from: miker on May 01, 2007, 10:45:18 AM

Is there some?

"Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee."

Chief · « **Reply #28 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:56:18 AM »

Quote from: miker on May 01, 2007, 10:45:18 AM

Is there some?

Hi-res inspection has confirmed it. Although in this case, it wasn't needed. Enjoyed, but not needed.

Well done.

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #29 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:37:19 AM »

Quote from: Chief on April 30, 2007, 09:00:20 PM

Hey, can we end this post count crap and get back to pics of chicks in bikinis?

I dunno, what about Howie in a bikini - - - or at least a thong ?

B B

Hoist! · « **Reply #30 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:42:26 AM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on May 01, 2007, 11:37:19 AM

I dunno, what about Howie in a bikini - - - or at least a thong ?

B B

OOOH, believe me, you don't want to see that!

Hoist!

iski · « **Reply #31 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:57:00 AM »

Quote from: Chief on May 01, 2007, 10:37:47 AM

When searching for toeage of camel, hi-res images work best. This one is just too small to be conclusive. Looks possible, but can't tell for sure.

The aura of some possiblilities is the spice of life.

The (remote) possibilty of opening this thread and seeing a pic of Howie in a bikini is not contained within that particular aura, IMHO.

The Mysterious Q! · « **Reply #32 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:12:08 PM »

Is that Kelly Ripa's camel I'm viewing? I like camels. Later,Q

Chief · « **Reply #33 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:13:26 PM »

Quote from: BigDaddy1569 on May 01, 2007, 01:12:08 PM

Is that Kelly Ripa's camel I'm viewing? I like camels. Later,Q

Not the whole camel, just the toe.

iski · « **Reply #34 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:14:08 PM »

Quote from: BigDaddy1569 on May 01, 2007, 01:12:08 PM

Is that Kelly Ripa's camel I'm viewing? I like camels. Later,Q

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner!

The Mysterious Q! · « **Reply #35 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:16:33 PM »

Quote from: Chief on May 01, 2007, 01:13:26 PM

Not the whole camel, just the toe.

Yes Chief if anyone around here would know that it is definitely me. I love camel TOE is that good.

Later,Q

Gettinold · « **Reply #36 on:** May 01, 2007, 04:46:07 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on April 30, 2007, 10:47:59 PM

Those are not bikinis. Thems red skibbies and chaps. Dont count.

Gettinold · « **Reply #37 on:** May 01, 2007, 04:49:13 PM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on May 01, 2007, 11:37:19 AM

I dunno, what about Howie in a bikini - - - or at least a thong ?

B B

You mean like the one dood wore in mv.

Fired00d · « **Reply #38 on:** May 01, 2007, 04:51:41 PM »

Quote from: Gettinold on May 01, 2007, 04:49:13 PM

You mean like the one dood wore in mv.

Now Dave!! Aren't you always the one telling me us

Bro's got to stick together??

You know those thongs only got on my helmet and that's it.

I wouldn't even take a picture of anyone trying to hold them in front of me (it was tried though).

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Twolanerider · « **Reply #39 on:** May 01, 2007, 04:54:48 PM »

Quote from: Fired00d on May 01, 2007, 04:51:41 PM

Now Dave!! Aren't you always the one telling me us Bro's got to stick together?? You know those thongs only got on my helmet and that's it. I wouldn't even take a picture of anyone trying to hold them in front of me (it was tried though).

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Actually folks, we don't know this. We only know where the MV Thong was when it was displayed publicly. Dood could have been wearing it all the rest of the time and no one would be the wiser. Did anyone ever actually see it stored in his room any other time

?

Fired00d · « **Reply #40 on:** May 01, 2007, 05:27:36 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on May 01, 2007, 04:54:48 PM

Actually folks, we don't know this. We only know where the MV Thong was when it was displayed publicly. Dood could have been wearing it all the rest of the time and no one would be the wiser. Did anyone ever actually see it stored in his room any other time ?

Trust me you would have known if I were wearing them. My walk and talk would have been different. I'm not Micheal Jordon (he'll only say he's wearing Hanes) so I'll let you know right up front I'm a boxer kind of guy. Anything tighter then that and the "boys" have a fit.

Now that's probably TMI.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Gettinold · « **Reply #41 on:** May 01, 2007, 05:29:01 PM »

Quote from: Fired00d on May 01, 2007, 04:51:41 PM

Now Dave!! Aren't you always the one telling me us Bro's got to stick together?? You know those thongs only got on my helmet and that's it. I wouldn't even take a picture of anyone trying to hold them in front of me (it was tried though).

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

IM SORRY ! YOUR RIGHT, WE DO HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER. AS A MATTER OF FACT I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU YESTERDAY TO ONE OF THE GIRLS AT HOOTERS IN CLEARWATER.

IT WAS ALL GOOD BROTHER.

Gettinold · « **Reply #42 on:** May 01, 2007, 05:33:57 PM »

Quote from: Fired00d on May 01, 2007, 05:27:36 PM

Trust me you would have known if I were wearing them. My walk and talk would have been different. I'm not Micheal Jordon (he'll only say he's wearing Hanes) so I'll let you know right up front I'm a boxer kind of guy. Anything tighter then that and the "boys" have a fit.

Now that's probably TMI.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

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GARY WAS WALKING WITH A PIMP LIMP, BUT IM SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF HIS OLD BUM HIP. YA SEE GARY I'M COVERING FOR YOU, DONT WANT NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH HERE.

Fired00d · « **Reply #43 on:** May 01, 2007, 05:35:29 PM »

Quote from: Gettinold on May 01, 2007, 05:33:57 PM

GARY WAS WALKING WITH A PIMP LIMP, BUT IM SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF HIS OLD BUM HIP. YA SEE GARY I'M COVERING FOR YOU, DONT WANT NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH HERE.

Thank you Bro

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

twincam · « **Reply #44 on:** May 01, 2007, 08:27:24 PM »

Quote from: miker on May 01, 2007, 10:45:18 AM

Is there some?

recone that was set up with the blue on purpose?

??

EAGLE1 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 01, 2007, 09:29:43 PM »

Quote from: Chief on April 30, 2007, 09:00:20 PM

Hey, can we end this post count crap and get back to pics of chicks in bikinis?

That entire thread has been removed

iski · « **Reply #46 on:** May 01, 2007, 09:31:30 PM »

Quote from: EAGLE1 on May 01, 2007, 09:29:43 PM

That entire thread has been removed

So sad. I need a beer.

Correction - another beer.

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #47 on:** May 01, 2007, 09:45:49 PM »

Quote from: EAGLE1 on May 01, 2007, 09:29:43 PM

That entire thread has been removed

Well we actually talked about this on the thread and we figured the sites FCC was out riding all weekend when the thread took off to skinsville so as expected when Cotton Mather, Brigham Young, and the others got back the thread went poof

naitram · « **Reply #48 on:** May 01, 2007, 09:55:54 PM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on May 01, 2007, 09:45:49 PM

Well we actually talked about this on the thread and we figured the sites FCC was out riding all weekend when the thread took off to skinsville so as expected when Cotton Mather, Brigham Young, and the others got back the thread went poof

there's an entire internet full of skinsville there's one cvoharley...... they don't pretend to be a CVO site we don't pretend to be skinsville

iski · « **Reply #49 on:** May 01, 2007, 09:59:56 PM »

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #50 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:05:45 PM »

Quote from: naitram on May 01, 2007, 09:55:54 PM

there's an entire internet full of skinsville there's one cvoharley...... they don't pretend to be a CVO site we don't pretend to be skinsville

Neal, I wasn't objecting, just poking fun. Didn't mean to offend

B B

naitram · « **Reply #51 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:07:16 PM »

no offense taken B, but since the question was raised in a couple different threads i figured i might as well address it

Twolanerider · « **Reply #52 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:12:11 PM »

Quote from: naitram on May 01, 2007, 09:55:54 PM

we don't pretend to be skinsville

Well, at least not too often....

twincam · « **Reply #53 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:21:55 PM »

Quote from: naitram on May 01, 2007, 09:55:54 PM

there's an entire internet full of skinsville there's one cvoharley...... they don't pretend to be a CVO site we don't pretend to be skinsville

skinsville?

?? that was more like.................. mountainsville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iski · « **Reply #54 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:33:47 PM »

Quote from: twincam on May 01, 2007, 10:21:55 PM

skinsville??? that was more like.................. mountainsville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

?

twincam · « **Reply #55 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:34:51 PM »

can you say MADONA!!!!!!!!!!!

Chief · « **Reply #56 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:20:14 AM »

Well, we all knew it couldn't last. It was fun while it did.

iski · « **Reply #57 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:22:43 AM »

All those remarkable efforts of gravity defying and such - poof!

Chief - I considered it a scientitfic project of immense importance as well as proportions.

ccr · « **Reply #58 on:** May 02, 2007, 12:23:30 PM »

Quote from: naitram on May 01, 2007, 09:55:54 PM

there's an entire internet full of skinsville there's one cvoharley...... they don't pretend to be a CVO site we don't pretend to be skinsville

Great Quote! There truly is only one cvoharley. And Thank you for that Neal.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #59 on:** May 02, 2007, 12:31:28 PM »

Quote from: iski on May 02, 2007, 08:22:43 AM

All those remarkable efforts of gravity defying and such - poof!

Chief - I considered it a scientitfic project of immense importance as well as proportions.

Damn, and I thought it was just something that we knew would get moderated so the moderators would give us something to yank their chain about. One of those ying and yank things?

iski · « **Reply #60 on:** May 02, 2007, 01:39:38 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on May 02, 2007, 12:31:28 PM

Damn, and I thought it was just something that we knew would get moderated so the moderators would give us something to yank their chain about. One of those ying and yank things?

So that was its special purpose.

Yet no one got banned or placed on super secret probation. Unless......

It was so super secret, nobody told anybody they were on super secret probation. So some of us could be on super secret double or even triple probation and not even know it.

ccr · « **Reply #61 on:** May 02, 2007, 01:44:55 PM »

see you are posting, or a least You Think You Are, but no one can see your posts. So there you go, posting away, thinking you are adding to your post count, but really you are triple probation and you are just playing with your self.

I mean - on your computer by yourself.

iski · « **Reply #62 on:** May 02, 2007, 01:51:24 PM »

Quote from: Mrs.WeCVO on May 02, 2007, 01:44:55 PM

see you are posting, or a least You Think You Are, but no one can see your posts. So there you go, posting away, thinking you are adding to your post count, but really you are triple probation and you are just playing with your self.

I mean - on your computer by yourself.

Aaaack! Mrs. We - I suspected as much. I am on triple super secret probation and my posts are now invisible.

See what I mean?

Its awful I tell ya.

Too bad some only see all the white space here isn't it?

Even worse I have nothing much to say.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Speaking of playing with myself, if I had a monkey and it was a bad monkey, would it be ok to spank it? Sometimes people get upset when they read a post about monkey coproral punisiment otherwise known as spanking.

Coolbreeze · « **Reply #63 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:02:23 PM »

Thanks candy.... I am now picking small pieces of cheese off of my new 21" monitor that YOU caused to be plaeced there in aerosol form.... pershiate it!

iski · « **Reply #64 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:08:23 PM »

Be eternally vigilent, or you too may be placed on Triple Super Secret Probation and not even know it.

But it's not so bad, actually.

The posts make more sense now that nobody can read them.

Oh well.

SBB · « **Reply #65 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:10:18 PM »

Quote from: iski on May 02, 2007, 04:08:23 PM

Be eternally vigilent, or you too may be placed on Triple Super Secret Probation and not even know it.

But it's not so bad, actually.

The posts make more sense now that nobody can read them.

Oh well.

An unreadable post becomes readable when you quote it!
Just an FYI!

iski · « **Reply #66 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:14:45 PM »

Quote from: Silver-Black on May 02, 2007, 04:10:18 PM

An unreadable post becomes readable when you quote it!
Just an FYI!

True.

Not that there is ever worth reading in them though. LOL

The Mysterious Q! · « **Reply #67 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:26:07 AM »

Chip you are a hell of a cyber sleuth!.

SE05 · « **Reply #68 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:33:07 AM »

You can also click and drag your cursor across it. Once it's highlighted you can read it.

iski · « **Reply #69 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:16:34 AM »

Quote from: SE06 on May 03, 2007, 08:33:07 AM

You can also click and drag your cursor across it. Once it's highlighted you can read it.

Still mystifying why anybody would take time to read anything I posted here.

If you can read this most likely you are also on triple super secret probation as well and do not even know it.

For the record, I did not notify you that you are on TSS Probation. Mrs. WeCVO did since she appears to be the resident expert.

RJ749 · « **Reply #70 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:41:21 AM »

Quote from: iski on May 04, 2007, 10:16:34 AM

Still mystifying why anybody would take time to read anything I posted here.

If you can read this most likely you are also on triple super secret probation as well and do not even know it.

For the record, I did not notify you that you are on TSS Probation. Mrs. WeCVO did since she appears to be the resident expert.

Or just change the color, however that would nullify the TSS. Not sure I have met anyone on TSS before, most of the DSP guys sort of ignore it anyway I think.

iski · « **Reply #71 on:** May 04, 2007, 11:32:43 AM »

Quote from: Rjob749 on May 04, 2007, 10:41:21 AM

Or just change the color, however that would nullify the TSS. Not sure I have met anyone on TSS before, most of the DSP guys sort of ignore it anyway I think.

Smarty pants color changer-er.

Nobody can read my telepathic posts.

So far, anyway.

I have heard of QUADRUPLE SECRET PROBATION. Commies in Russia were working on it but not sure if they ever perfected it.

Bill Gates is already finished with QUINTUPLE SECRET PROBATION VERSION 4.19. So full of bugs he had to fumigate the counties his house occupies.

Author Topic: Hoist/Spiderman Cut Tally (Read 12980 times)

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