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[Screamin]

Now that this has taken a turn toward, well, something terrible, I was wondering if this miracle fabric would be of any use in repelling / treating cat puke or dog poop. Seems that this might be the breakthrough that mankind's been searching for. Body odor, worse, cat puke, dog poop. These folks are going to get richer than the guy that invented cocktail umbrellas.

[Twolanerider]

As long as he doesn't have both of his hands on your shoulders. [smiley=nervous.gif]

...or tries to kiss you...

Ok, just for the record, there was one doc that I saw a few times from whom other attentions would have been far more welcomed.  She was a dream in every conceivable way.  Funny, smart, good at what she did; the whole package.  But I learned very quickly NOT to flirt or be otherwise stupid during such "times" as are being discussed here.  She tended to giggle if she got a bit embarassed.  You don't want a giggling wiggling doctor doing this stuff.  It is part then a pissed off vigilante doctor thinking he's teaching some smart ass a lesson; but by a surprisingly small amount.

[Twolanerider]

Now that this has taken a turn toward, well, something terrible, I was wondering if this miracle fabric would be of any use in repelling / treating cat puke or dog poop. Seems that this might be the breakthrough that mankind's been searching for. Body odor, worse, cat puke, dog poop. These folks are going to get richer than the guy that invented cocktail umbrellas.

I bet it comes in Sisal (or percale)!!

[Midnight Rider]

Now that this has taken a turn toward, well, something terrible, I was wondering if this miracle fabric would be of any use in repelling / treating cat puke or dog poop. Seems that this might be the breakthrough that mankind's been searching for. Body odor, worse, cat puke, dog poop. These folks are going to get richer than the guy that invented cocktail umbrellas.

Guess you're going to have to be the tester...scratch off marks...maybe a dingle berry test as well?  

[Fired00d]

As long as he doesn't have both of his hands on your shoulders. [smiley=nervous.gif]

[smiley=oops.gif] Funny you mention this... last time I had one of those exams the Doc said not to worry this will be over shortly and I could feel both of his hands on my shoulders. NOT!!!!

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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[Twolanerider]

[smiley=oops.gif] Funny you mention this... last time I had one of those exams the Doc said not to worry this will be over shortly and I could feel both of his hands on my shoulders. NOT!!!!

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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That's just wrong D00d.  So wrong.  

[Twolanerider]

Just had a really terrible thought.  As much as he didn't care for cat puke, just wait until Spiderman sees this thread   !

[Fired00d]

That would for sure be the "for worse" part...just eat a lot of Jello, d00d...

Hmm, not sure that's going to be any better that could result in her doing more paperwork. [smiley=nixweiss.gif] May be better if there was more "substance" there? [smiley=confused5.gif]

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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[RJ749]

Just had a really terrible thought.  As much as he didn't care for cat puke, just wait until Spiderman sees this thread   !

Are we off "double secret probation" yet?  He might turn us in..................

[Screamin]

Just had a really terrible thought.  As much as he didn't care for cat puke, just wait until Spiderman sees this thread   !

Oh dear. I should of thought of that.  

[Twolanerider]

Are we off "double secret probation" yet?  

Not after this thread we're not  [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]  !

[Fired00d]

That's just wrong D00d.  So wrong.  

You got to admit that is the best way to explain the procedure to some unsuspecting soul that is about to experience it for the first time. My employer offered free prostate exams to males over 40 and you could just imagine a bunch of employees sitting around waiting on this exam. I had told the doc when he was all done, not to pay any attention to me screaming and hollering, as I wanted to mess w/those waiting to be examined. Can you just see the look on the guy’s faces that had never had this done as I walked out after screaming at the top of my lungs during the exam? Of course I had the "walk" as I came out of the exam room to go along w/the screams they had just heard.

I know I'm just a [smiley=devil.gif], but if you can't mess w/your friends who can you mess with? [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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[Midnight Rider]

Hmm, not sure that's going to be any better that could result in her doing more paperwork. [smiley=nixweiss.gif] May be better if there was more "substance" there? [smiley=confused5.gif]

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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Ok...then eat a bunch of cheese....as many opiates as you'll be doing, you won't go for a month anyway...

[RJ749]

You got to admit that is the best way to explain the procedure to some unsuspecting soul that is about to experience it for the first time. My employer offered free prostate exams to males over 40 and you could just imagine a bunch of employees I know I'm just a [smiley=devil.gif], but if you can't mess w/your friends who can you mess with? [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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You have been spending too much time with Don, no wonder we're under double secret probe watch.

[Fired00d]

Ok...then eat a bunch of cheese....as many opiates as you'll be doing, you won't go for a month anyway...

Oh no, No "heiny binding" here.

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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