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[Hoist!]

Welcome to the first member in the history of the word to reach this tremendous milestone. More BS has never been spewed anywhere in cyber space before. Tonight, all the lights in the world will be turned off at 9:36 PM EDT to celebrate this monumental acheievement!

So let's all raise our glasses and toast Twolanerider (and his new funny colored screen name) for making membership in the CVOHarley 25,000 Post Club (since nobody named the new club, I guess that's what it's called now)!!! Way to go Don!!! It's been great getting to know you the past 2 years. I'm proud to call you a friend!!!

Hoist!

[Bubba]

Congrads Don,  Now is your next bike going to be BLUE


  bubba 

[Sean M Cary]

Welcome to the first member in the history of the word to reach this tremendous milestone. More BS has never been spewed anywhere in cyber space before. Tonight, all the lights in the world will be turned off at 9:36 PM EDT to celebrate this monumental acheievement!

So let's all raise our glasses and toast Twolanerider (and his new funny colored screen name) for making membership in the CVOHarley 25,000 Post Club (since nobody named the new club, I guess that's what it's called now)!!! Way to go Don!!! It's been great getting to know you the past 2 years. I'm proud to call you a friend!!!

Hoist!

Hey, First Time posters need to go the New Member Section and introduce themselves...

Welcome From Jacksonville, NC

[miker]

He will get cramps over this loss of redness.

[Ghost Rider]

Wow Don, 25,000 posts.  Here's to you  

Do you ever wonder what miraculous things you might have accomplished with all of that time had you not discovered this sight?  

Who am I kidding, you would have just spent that much more timing drinking beer and partying with Hooters girls.  

[HogBreath]

Congratulations Don! When do you find the time??

[Twolanerider]

He will get cramps over this loss of redness.

Lack of redness was already noticed: http://www.cvoharley.com/smf/index.php?topic=25183.msg407871#msg407871

Website made me a freaking Smurf. 

[Twolanerider]

Thank you Howie.  Thank you to everyone I either like or don't know.  And if I don't like you; well, piss off.

[Sean M Cary]

 

But only those with TWO RED Motorcycles...

[Hugh Janis]

Thank you Howie.  Thank you to everyone I either like or don't know.  And if I don't like you; well, piss off.

Don, why so blue?

[Hugh Janis]

Oh oh, there are a BUNCH of members with 1,000-2,500 posts that are blue.  You're almost there Sean, get the phone......

[Sean M Cary]

Oh oh, there are a BUNCH of members with 1,000-2,500 posts that are blue.  You're almost there Sean, get the phone......

yeah, I added a caveat...  Saw that AS I was posting that Ghostrider was Blue...

DOH!!

[Twolanerider]

yeah, I added a caveat...  Saw that AS I was posting that Ghostrider was Blue...

DOH!!

Crap, now I'm going to have to start an actual "Piss Off" list.  This whole chitting SMURF thing is having major ramifications.

[Sean M Cary]

Crap, now I'm going to have to start an actual "Piss Off" list.  This whole chitting SMURF thing is having major ramifications.

Hey, make fun of my Hypercharger again!

 

[Hugh Janis]

Maybe it goes away with 25,100.  Where's Naitram to chart the uncharted for us? 

[Ghost Rider]

yeah, I added a caveat...  Saw that AS I was posting that Ghostrider was Blue...

DOH!!

Hey, I'm not blue...oh crap...TwolaneSMURF give me about 2,000 of your posts so I can get out of this pit of blueness....


Ahhh, even my emoticons are blue...is there no end to this maddness...

[56FLE]

Congrads on the 25K posts Don.  

[Sean M Cary]

Hey, I'm not blue...oh crap...TwolandSMURF give me about 2,000 of your posts so I can get out of this pit of blueness....


Ahhh, even my emoticons are blue...is there no end to this maddness...

Blue in its entirety was redacted, Blue with Two Red Motorcyle is the current standard now.  Since you have only ONE red motorcycle you are under the gay radar.

[Twolanerider]

Hey, make fun of my Hypercharger again!

 

[miker]

Hey, I'm not blue...oh crap...TwolaneSMURF give me about 2,000 of your posts so I can get out of this pit of blueness....


Ahhh, even my emoticons are blue...is there no end to this maddness...

Its ok you ride SERK...even if your tires don't match...

[Sean M Cary]

Its ok you ride SERK...even if your tires don't match...

GOOD point, add if you are BLUE with TWO RED Motorcycles that are NOT SERK or GOLD...then the picture applies.

[Ghost Rider]

Blue in its entirety was redacted, Blue with Two Red Motorcyle is the current standard now.  Since you have only ONE red motorcycle you are under the gay radar.

God Bless the Marine Corps.  

[Keithincda]

Congrats Don, with so many posts that either means you have:
1) way to much time on your hands...
2) No significant other or spousal equivalent to ask you how long you're gonna be using the computer...
3). You may or may not have a drinking problem...(depends on if your glass is full or empty)
4). Your wealth of knowledge is meant to be shared and this site is your class room...

Or finally,
5) Your just a freak of nature that likes to post in internet chat rooms...

[Twolanerider]

I have to leave now and be disabused of this Smurfness.  When I return this evening I'm sure no one will have further detailed this unfortunate blue topic.       

[Ghost Rider]

I have to leave now and be disabused of this Smurfness.  When I return this evening I'm sure no one will have further detailed this unfortunate blue topic.       

Don - I think we should make it a point to meet up this weekend drink some Killian's Red, look at all our red bikes.  Maybe that will help rid you of these blues.

[hunter]

Congrats Don   .  How many keyboards have you trashed so far with all that typing?
Blue is not as bad as purple , or it could nave been worse,  PINK....

[Spoiled!]

Ok, it took me a minute to figure out what in the world you guys were talking about with this red/blue thing. Anyways, CONGRATS DON, wow 25k posts, don't know how you find the time. 

I believe anything blue in your garage would get beat up by the reds whilst you were sleeping!

Kathy

[naitram]

i dont remember CVO smurf must have been too busy posting online to get any face time on the show

[pado]

Damn nice !!!

[iski]

Congratulations to TwoLaneRider TwoLaneSmurf on achieving the albatross milestone of 25,000 posts!   

I have read more than 2 of your posts & found both of them quite entertaining.  Will say nothing about the other 25k posts or so except 2 or 3 or 237 of them cost me a lot of frikken' money contributed to many hours of enjoyment of adding much needed accessories to my bike. Mainly cuz you posted pics of your bikes, which has singlehandedly raised the GDP of the USA by .27% per quarter for the past 12 quarters or so.

Hope your lofty new club ascension will allow you to look down upon us, the smaller numbered post people, with a knowing smile & figure you are thinking, jeeze there but for the grace of God go I. 



I drink to your postoidial magnificence.   

[amigo Jorge]

Congrats mi amigo Don.....there is a long way to reach you........

[Trapperdog]

Congratulations, 25,000 posts at say 30 seconds for thought and typing per post is 208.333 hours or 8.68 days of posting.  Hmmm, what could I do in 8.68 days 

[ccr]

So very many congratulations and thank you so much for all your cheerful, jovial, friendly, sarcastic, wise, funny, smart ass ...... responses to my and my friends posts.  Lots of hugs sent your way. 

[Twolanerider]

Don - I think we should make it a point to meet up this weekend drink some Killian's Red, look at all our red bikes.  Maybe that will help rid you of these blues.

YES!

[Twolanerider]

Congrats Don   .  How many keyboards have you trashed so far with all that typing?
Blue is not as bad as purple , or it could nave been worse,  PINK....

Thanks very much.  Q's bike (and others) have me much more tolerant of purple than I used to be.  And 103's Glare-friend has the market locked up on pink.  But damn I miss the red.  Will never be able to come to terms with the blueness of it all.  Wo (sic?) is me. 

[Twolanerider]

I believe anything blue in your garage would get beat up by the reds whilst you were sleeping!

Kathy

Had not thought of that.  Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you.  Red bikes rule .

[Twolanerider]

Congratulations to TwoLaneRider TwoLaneSmurf on achieving the albatross milestone of 25,000 posts!   

I have read more than 2 of your posts & found both of them quite entertaining.  Will say nothing about the other 25k posts or so except 2 or 3 or 237 of them cost me a lot of frikken' money contributed to many hours of enjoyment of adding much needed accessories to my bike. Mainly cuz you posted pics of your bikes, which has singlehandedly raised the GDP of the USA by .27% per quarter for the past 12 quarters or so.

Hope your lofty new club ascension will allow you to look down upon us, the smaller numbered post people, with a knowing smile & figure you are thinking, jeeze there but for the grace of God go I. 



I drink to your postoidial magnificence.   

[Twolanerider]

So very many congratulations and thank you so much for all your cheerful, jovial, friendly, sarcastic, wise, funny, smart ass ...... responses to my and my friends posts.  Lots of hugs sent your way. 

Thank you Candy.  Can't wait til MV to see you guys again.

[Hoist!]

Thanks very much.  Q's bike (and others) have me much more tolerant of purple than I used to be.  And 103's Glare-friend has the market locked up on pink.  But damn I miss the red.  Will never be able to come to terms with the blueness of it all.  Wo (sic?) is me. 

I hear you go back to red at 100,000 posts Don. I guess we'll be reading your chit for some time to come now!

Hoist!

[Twolanerider]

I hear you go back to red at 100,000 posts Don. I guess we'll be reading your chit for some time to come now!

Hoist!

Yeah.  Like that's gonna happen.  I'll hit 100k posts when Naitram gets taller and has a hair cut like mine.

[Ghost Rider]

YES!

Let me know time and place and the first most of the rounds are on me.   

[Sean M Cary]

Yeah.  Like that's gonna happen.  I'll hit 100k posts when Naitram gets taller and has a hair cut like mine.

I can do that with photoshop

[Twolanerider]

Let me know time and place and the first most of the rounds are on me.   

Tomorrow is hosed.  Will scope out Sunday and be in touch.

[Twolanerider]

I can do that with photoshop

But yet when we were screwing with him in the avatars you didn't ?

[Ghost Rider]

Tomorrow is hosed.  Will scope out Sunday and be in touch.

 

[Sean M Cary]

But yet when we were screwing with him in the avatars you didn't ?

I work by requirement only...

[BIGDOG]

Congratulations!!!! do you ever sleep?

[hunter]

Hence forth posting Profusely shall be called "TowLaneRiding".   

[Hoist!]

Bluelanerider!

Hoist!

[Twolanerider]

Hence forth posting Profusely shall be called "TowLaneRiding".   

Camel ?

[Twolanerider]

Bluelanerider!

Hoist!

You can call me anything you want.

                       Just remember to call me for dinner!!

[Chief]

I wonder if Neal has access to the config files and could pick you a color more to your liking?

Like a good manly PINK

[Twolanerider]

I wonder if Neal has access to the config files and could pick you a color more to your liking?

Like a good manly PINK

This would be better.

But I have taken on the blue mantle and made it strong.  I shall perservere through this indignity and be stronger for the blue.  So say one, so say we all.  Simsalabim.  Beam me up Scotty.

[Sean M Cary]

This would be better.

But I have taken on the blue mantle and made it strong.  I shall perservere through this indignity and be stronger for the blue.  So say one, so say we all.  Simsalabim.  Beam me up Scotty.

Man I thought I was a geek...you have me beat.   

[Twolanerider]

Man I thought I was a geek...you have me beat.   

What can I say man.  It's a gift.

[110tHunDer]

 
Don,

Congrats on your arrival to no-man's land!   Although the world has (unfortunately) been witness to our disagreements once or twice, I still feel as though I can call you a friend.  I only hope the feeling is mutual.  Nevertheless, I certainly appreciate and respect all the contributions you've made to the site over the years, both technical and comical, and wish you all the best as you start on the journey toward the next 25,000 posts.

Sincerly,
Brian

[sadunbar]

Don,

Congrats on your arrival to no-man's land!   Although the world has (unfortunately) been witness to our disagreements once or twice, I still feel as though I can call you a friend.  I only hope the feeling is mutual.  Nevertheless, I certainly appreciate and respect all the contributions you've made to the site over the years, both technical and comical, and wish you all the best as you start on the journey toward the next 25,000 posts.

Sincerly,
Brian

I had to "quote" this for future reference (or posterity)!   

JUST KIDDING!

[Twolanerider]

Don,

Congrats on your arrival to no-man's land!   Although the world has (unfortunately) been witness to our disagreements once or twice, I still feel as though I can call you a friend.  I only hope the feeling is mutual.  Nevertheless, I certainly appreciate and respect all the contributions you've made to the site over the years, both technical and comical, and wish you all the best as you start on the journey toward the next 25,000 posts.

Sincerly,
Brian

Another 25k?  Oh my....     At least not this week.

As for airing it out once or twice; all past.  We're fine.

[Twolanerider]

I had to "quote" this for future reference (or posterity)!   

JUST KIDDING!

[HogBreath]

Bluelanerider!

Hoist!

Now that's some funny chit right thar.

[murphy]

Lack of redness was already noticed: http://www.cvoharley.com/smf/index.php?topic=25183.msg407871#msg407871

Website made me a freaking Smurf. 

Congarts on the new position... you would have been there sooner if it wasn't for your "vacation" a few months ago!!!

Hopefully its only your name tag that turns that smurfy blue!

[RedDevil]

Congrats TWOLANE on your new color.  It's not a question of how did you find time to do all those posts, it's more like how do you find the time to do anything else?   

   

[amigo Jorge]

Thinking about this...I am not agreed that the color is blue. If our amigo Don got 25K posts  (he now has almost 26K  ) the color should be SILVER......silver means 25 but like is a CVO forum I think that instead of silver should be CHROME color !!!

[Twolanerider]

Thinking about this...I am not agreed that the color is blue. If our amigo Don got 25K posts  (he now has almost 26K  ) the color should be SILVER......silver means 25 but like is a CVO forum I think that instead of silver should be CHROME color !!!

My friend when you are right you are right.  Someone dropped the ball.  I should've been chromed .

[Hoist!]

My friend when you are right you are right.  Someone dropped the ball.  I should've been chromed .

OK then, let's settle on TwoCoolBlueLaneRider! It's a silvery blue at least!

Hoist!

[Twolanerider]

OK then, let's settle on TwoCoolBlueLaneRider! It's a silvery blue at least!

Hoist!

That's not it either Howie. After several starts and stops I think the new tag has finally been settled on though .  Now all I need is a little Muddy Waters to go with the username. 

[Hoist!]

That's not it either Howie. After several starts and stops I think the new tag has finally been settled on though .  Now all I need is a little Muddy Waters to go with the username. 

 

Looks good like that! Keep on singing them blues Don!

Hoist!

[Twolanerider]

Looks good like that! Keep on singing them blues Don!

Hoist!

It took awhile to find the right feel.  Few options had to be test driven around the block a couple of times.  This one feels right though.  It's got legs.

[spydglide]

Absolutely!  You'll have to make more trips to Memphis now, though.  Make 'bike night' at least every once in awhile with a handle like that.  har!  spyder

[Twolanerider]

Absolutely!  You'll have to make more trips to Memphis now, though.  Make 'bike night' at least every once in awhile with a handle like that.  har!  spyder

Have not done that yet this year.  That's a weekend I usually do at least once each year.  Having gotten to know MJ and Jerry and JR and others close by there should have more incentive also.  Have to give this greater study.

[hunter]

How about TwoHandTyper?  You must be typing with both hands on separate posts simultaneously to get where you are.

[hunter]

I wounder what happens if you put on a pair of Blue Blocker glasses while looking at your monitor Don?   

[Twolanerider]

How about TwoHandTyper?  You must be typing with both hands on separate posts simultaneously to get where you are.

Best gain is likely that there's never almost never a re-read, edit or second thought to any of it while being a relatively quick typist.  This chit is what whatever comes leaking out of my head.  If someone wants me to think about what I'm writing they've got to pay me for it .

[The Mysterious Q!]

Don congrats on being the most prolific post whore on CVOHarley.com!!  I'd like to say I "red" them all but that would be a lie. Now get your shinebox!!! Love ya man,Q

[hunter]

Don congrats on being the most prolific post whore on CVOHarley.com!!  I'd like to say I "red" them all but that would be a lie. Now get your shinebox!!! Love ya man,Q

I thought that title belonged to some one else ..(hint:  )