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Title: The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.
Post by: 89fxrs on January 23, 2020, 03:03:01 PM

The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.



The wife asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"


Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."


Wife: "Who said that?"


Helen: "Your husband."


Wife: "Oh."


Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."


Wife: "Who said that?"


Helen: "Your husband."


Wife: "Oh."


Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."


Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"


Helen: "No, the gardener did."


Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

Title: Re: The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.
Post by: Phreakyz on January 24, 2020, 05:46:45 AM

LOL!

Title: Re: The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.
Post by: iski on January 24, 2020, 07:04:36 AM

 ;D