Topic: Self Cleaning Underwear (Read 7814 times)

Screamin · « **on:** January 09, 2007, 04:19:01 PM »

http://www.livescience.com/scienceoffiction/070105_nanofabric.html

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Midnight Rider · « **Reply #1 on:** January 09, 2007, 04:23:42 PM »

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http://www.livescience.com/scienceoffiction/070105_nanofabric.html

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This thread has endless possibilities....

Fired00d · « **Reply #2 on:** January 09, 2007, 04:26:16 PM »

Oh no!!! As long as I'm staying at a motel that has a bathroom w/a sink in it, or there is a Walmart somewhere near I'm never going to need these.

Hell even if I'm camping I think I can find a stream w/a rock. [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

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Screamin · « **Reply #3 on:** January 09, 2007, 04:38:36 PM »

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This thread has endless possibilities....

The target's sooo big that I didn't even know where to begin. I had no doubt that y'all would.

Midnight Rider · « **Reply #4 on:** January 09, 2007, 04:38:51 PM »

I guess they'd get rid of odors, but wonder how they do with the burn out marks?

Fired00d · « **Reply #5 on:** January 09, 2007, 04:50:01 PM »

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I guess they'd get rid of odors, but wonder how they do with the burn out marks?

Ewwww!!!!! [smiley=lipsrsealed.gif] [smiley=lipsrsealed2.gif]

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harleydiva · « **Reply #6 on:** January 09, 2007, 04:53:51 PM »

Don't we have some scientists or chemists on this site who could comment on this? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

Fired00d · « **Reply #7 on:** January 09, 2007, 04:58:39 PM »

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Don't we have some scientists or chemists on this site who could comment on this? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

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Twolanerider · « **Reply #8 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:30:16 PM »

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I guess they'd get rid of odors, but wonder how they do with the burn out marks?

Is that a covalent bond?

Screamin · « **Reply #9 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:35:51 PM »

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Is that a covalent bond?

Dag nab it, you beat to the covalent word. I was thinking that it covalently repelled. Is that a possability?

Fired00d · « **Reply #10 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:37:51 PM »

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Is that a covalent bond?

[smiley=oops.gif] TMI!!! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

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Twolanerider · « **Reply #11 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:43:25 PM »

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Dag nab it, you beat to the covalent word. I was thinking that it covalently repelled. Is that a possability?

Darn, sorry. It's a chemical bond between electrons and atoms. So in this case I guess the atom would be the tidy whities and the paired electrons would be the railroad tracks [smiley=nixweiss.gif] .

Twolanerider · « **Reply #12 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:44:23 PM »

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[smiley=oops.gif] TMI!!! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

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And this coming from that man that very soon won't be wanting to pooh for a week :-/ !

RJ749 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:44:58 PM »

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Don't we have some scientists or chemists on this site who could comment on this? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

Check with 103tHunDer, wasn't he talking with one.........DHTDHT or something like that?

Fired00d · « **Reply #14 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:46:47 PM »

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Darn, sorry. It's a chemical bond between electrons and atoms. So in this case I guess the atom would be the tidy whities and the paired electrons would be the railroad tracks [smiley=nixweiss.gif] .

Inquiring minds want to know.... Would "postal tacos" have any significance in this theory?

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Twolanerider · « **Reply #15 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:47:09 PM »

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Check with 103tHunDer, DHTDHT

Rog, once during a rubber glove exam I asked a doc if M.D. stood for Mental Deficient. That was THE WRONG time to ask such a dumass question

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Fired00d · « **Reply #16 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:49:17 PM »

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And this coming from that man that very soon won't be wanting to pooh for a week :-/ !

Uh No brotha you got that wrong.

I already informed wifey of her vows... "for better or worse". It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. If I can't, that means she has to do the "paperwork".

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RJ749 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:49:47 PM »

Speaking from the experience of being in the Yukon woods for 10 days without running water, it wouldn't have mattered if the undies were clean, if the a$$ filling them wasn't.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #18 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:51:10 PM »

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Uh No brotha you got that wrong. I already informed wifey of her vows... "for better or worse". It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. If I can't, that means she has to do the "paperwork".

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Man, ain't that just the chits.....

Screamin · « **Reply #19 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:51:13 PM »

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Rog, once [highlight]during a rubber glove exam [/highlight]I asked a doc if M.D. stood for Mental Deficient. That was THE WRONG time to ask such a dumass question .

I gotta admire you man. I've never ever been able to crack funny when the doc's been standing behind me w/ the rubber glove. I just flat out can't crack wise.

RJ749 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:51:31 PM »

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Rog, once during a rubber glove exam I asked a doc if M.D. stood for Mental Deficient. That was THE WRONG time to ask such a dumass question .

That was an affliction that many of the Airmen had when being examined at the dispensary by the flight surgeons.

What would ever have possessed you to have your George Carlin gene kick in at that moment

Fired00d · « **Reply #21 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:51:56 PM »

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Rog, once during a rubber glove exam I asked a doc if M.D. stood for Mental Deficient. That was THE WRONG time to ask such a dumass question .

Oh that was definitely a "Darwin Award" question there. What were you thinking?

He either had his hands on something delicate or something that was designed for "exit" only.

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Midnight Rider · « **Reply #22 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:54:42 PM »

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Is that a covalent bond?

Nope...that's Fusion...

Twolanerider · « **Reply #23 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:57:39 PM »

Don't know what to tell you guys. I dealt with prostate cancer a few years ago. You get reamed, poked, prodded, jammed, stuck, plucked and *ucked so much while that is going on you really lose any sense of inhibition that might go along with discussing one's bum. That does not mean, however, that you still don't take offense at the occasional less then compassionate intrusion in to one's day. This particular doc had been (and no doubt continues to be) an ass (pun intended). Total jerk who would not answer a question if his fee depended on it. My well known patience being what it is in such circumstances, and he and I have just finished having ill words once again, it just seemed like the perfect time to insult the guy.

Just for the record. I was wrong

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Special_Ed · « **Reply #24 on:** January 09, 2007, 05:58:44 PM »

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Oh that was definitely a "Darwin Award" question there. What were you thinking? He either had his hands on something delicate or something that was designed for "exit" only.

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As long as he doesn't have both of his hands on your shoulders. [smiley=nervous.gif]

RJ749 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:00:19 PM »

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Don't know what to tell you guys. I dealt with prostate cancer a few years ago. You get reamed, poked, prodded, jammed, stuck, plucked and *ucked so much while that is going on you really lose any sense of inhibition that might go along with discussing one's bum. That does not mean, however, that you still don't take offense at the occasional less then compassionate intrusion in to one's day. This particular doc had been (and no doubt continues to be) an ass (pun intended). Total jerk who would not answer a question if his fee depended on it. My well known patience being what it is in such circumstances, and he and I have just finished having ill words once again, it just seemed like the perfect time to insult the guy. Just for the record. I was wrong .

The last 13 posts are all from this thread............the one right after it "Transmission Shifter Leak", looked again someone stuck in "Traction Dynamics"

Midnight Rider · « **Reply #26 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:00:22 PM »

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As long as he doesn't have both of his hands on your shoulders. [smiley=nervous.gif]

...or tries to kiss you...

Midnight Rider · « **Reply #27 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:01:53 PM »

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Uh No brotha you got that wrong. I already informed wifey of her vows... "for better or worse". It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. If I can't, that means she has to do the "paperwork".

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That would for sure be the "for worse" part...just eat a lot of Jello, d00d...

Special_Ed · « **Reply #28 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:02:53 PM »

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...or tries to kiss you...

...or nibbles your ear...

all things to look out for...

Twolanerider · « **Reply #29 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:02:53 PM »

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I gotta admire you man. I've never ever been able to crack funny when the doc's been standing behind me w/ the rubber glove. I just flat out can't crack wise.

May not deserve admiration as it seemed more masochistic in practice than ever effective. A conversation is one thing. But the same doc, just a few weeks later, and the next time I had to visit, at just the "right" moment I just had to say "by the way, just remembered to ask 'how's your wife?'." That was a bad day....

Screamin · « **Reply #30 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:05:19 PM »

Now that this has taken a turn toward, well, something terrible, I was wondering if this miracle fabric would be of any use in repelling / treating cat puke or dog poop. Seems that this might be the breakthrough that mankind's been searching for. Body odor, worse, cat puke, dog poop. These folks are going to get richer than the guy that invented cocktail umbrellas.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #31 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:08:40 PM »

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As long as he doesn't have both of his hands on your shoulders. [smiley=nervous.gif]

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...or tries to kiss you...

Ok, just for the record, there was one doc that I saw a few times from whom other attentions would have been far more welcomed. She was a dream in every conceivable way. Funny, smart, good at what she did; the whole package. But I learned very quickly NOT to flirt or be otherwise stupid during such "times" as are being discussed here. She tended to giggle if she got a bit embarassed. You don't want a giggling wiggling doctor doing this stuff. It is part then a pissed off vigilante doctor thinking he's teaching some smart ass a lesson; but by a surprisingly small amount.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #32 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:09:20 PM »

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Now that this has taken a turn toward, well, something terrible, I was wondering if this miracle fabric would be of any use in repelling / treating cat puke or dog poop. Seems that this might be the breakthrough that mankind's been searching for. Body odor, worse, cat puke, dog poop. These folks are going to get richer than the guy that invented cocktail umbrellas.

I bet it comes in Sisal (or percale)!!

Midnight Rider · « **Reply #33 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:10:02 PM »

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Now that this has taken a turn toward, well, something terrible, I was wondering if this miracle fabric would be of any use in repelling / treating cat puke or dog poop. Seems that this might be the breakthrough that mankind's been searching for. Body odor, worse, cat puke, dog poop. These folks are going to get richer than the guy that invented cocktail umbrellas.

Guess you're going to have to be the tester...scratch off marks...maybe a dingle berry test as well?

Fired00d · « **Reply #34 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:12:45 PM »

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As long as he doesn't have both of his hands on your shoulders. [smiley=nervous.gif]

[smiley=oops.gif] Funny you mention this... last time I had one of those exams the Doc said not to worry this will be over shortly and I could feel both of his hands on my shoulders.

NOT!!!!

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Twolanerider · « **Reply #35 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:16:10 PM »

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[smiley=oops.gif] Funny you mention this... last time I had one of those exams the Doc said not to worry this will be over shortly and I could feel both of his hands on my shoulders. NOT!!!!

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That's just wrong D00d. So wrong.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #36 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:17:25 PM »

Just had a really terrible thought. As much as he didn't care for cat puke, just wait until Spiderman sees this thread

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Fired00d · « **Reply #37 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:17:28 PM »

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That would for sure be the "for worse" part...just eat a lot of Jello, d00d...

Hmm, not sure that's going to be any better that could result in her doing more paperwork. [smiley=nixweiss.gif] May be better if there was more "substance" there? [smiley=confused5.gif]

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RJ749 · « **Reply #38 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:19:43 PM »

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Just had a really terrible thought. As much as he didn't care for cat puke, just wait until Spiderman sees this thread !

Are we off "double secret probation" yet? He might turn us in..................

Screamin · « **Reply #39 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:23:14 PM »

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Just had a really terrible thought. As much as he didn't care for cat puke, just wait until Spiderman sees this thread !

Oh dear. I should of thought of that.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #40 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:25:02 PM »

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Are we off "double secret probation" yet?

Not after this thread we're not [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] !

Fired00d · « **Reply #41 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:34:39 PM »

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That's just wrong D00d. So wrong.

You got to admit that is the best way to explain the procedure to some unsuspecting soul that is about to experience it for the first time. My employer offered free prostate exams to males over 40 and you could just imagine a bunch of employees sitting around waiting on this exam. I had told the doc when he was all done, not to pay any attention to me screaming and hollering, as I wanted to mess w/those waiting to be examined. Can you just see the look on the guy’s faces that had never had this done as I walked out after screaming at the top of my lungs during the exam? Of course I had the "walk" as I came out of the exam room to go along w/the screams they had just heard.

I know I'm just a [smiley=devil.gif], but if you can't mess w/your friends who can you mess with? [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

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Midnight Rider · « **Reply #42 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:50:15 PM »

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Hmm, not sure that's going to be any better that could result in her doing more paperwork. [smiley=nixweiss.gif] May be better if there was more "substance" there? [smiley=confused5.gif]

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Ok...then eat a bunch of cheese....as many opiates as you'll be doing, you won't go for a month anyway...

RJ749 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:53:51 PM »

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You got to admit that is the best way to explain the procedure to some unsuspecting soul that is about to experience it for the first time. My employer offered free prostate exams to males over 40 and you could just imagine a bunch of employees I know I'm just a [smiley=devil.gif], but if you can't mess w/your friends who can you mess with? [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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You have been spending too much time with Don, no wonder we're under double secret probe watch.

Fired00d · « **Reply #44 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:58:45 PM »

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Ok...then eat a bunch of cheese....as many opiates as you'll be doing, you won't go for a month anyway...

Oh no, No "heiny binding" here.

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Fired00d · « **Reply #45 on:** January 09, 2007, 07:00:13 PM »

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You have been spending too much time with Don, no wonder we're under double secret probe watch.

Where you been Bro, you just finding that out? [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

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Midnight Rider · « **Reply #46 on:** January 09, 2007, 07:00:43 PM »

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Oh no, No "heiny binding" here.

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You better include some Amsoil or Mobil I "V" Twin in your diet then...

Fired00d · « **Reply #47 on:** January 09, 2007, 07:03:06 PM »

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You better include some Amsoil or Mobil I "V" Twin in your diet then...

For sure. I will definitely be on a "high fiber" diet.

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BLM777 · « **Reply #48 on:** January 09, 2007, 07:07:15 PM »

Wow.....just logged in and see that things have taken a definite turn with the "Underwear" thread. Don't let these guys give you a hard time Gary......you'll be the one using a CHROME bedpan....

Fired00d · « **Reply #49 on:** January 09, 2007, 07:12:37 PM »

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Wow.....just logged in and see that things have taken a definite turn with the "Underwear" thread. Don't let these guys give you a hard time Gary......you'll be the one using a CHROME bedpan....

Brian,
Thanks I had almost forgot about that. As much as those here are OCD/SEO I think I may have a market for a used "chrome bedpan". [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] Wonder if I can have a "Screamin' Eagle" engraved in it? That would definitely increase the worth.

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Twolanerider · « **Reply #50 on:** January 09, 2007, 07:13:22 PM »

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Wow.....just logged in and see that things have taken a definite turn with the "Underwear" thread. Don't let these guys give you a hard time Gary......you'll be the one using a CHROME bedpan....

Too much Glare product application, however, and the doc will need sunglasses. Hmmm, wonder if wifey will help Gary with the polish and shine?

hard10 · « **Reply #51 on:** January 09, 2007, 07:18:45 PM »

Silver-Black told me to 'get to work'. I come home & this is what I find

. Now boys, behave yourselves.

Fired00d · « **Reply #52 on:** January 09, 2007, 07:20:07 PM »

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Too much Glare product application, however, and the doc will need sunglasses. Hmmm, wonder if wifey will help Gary with the polish and shine?

I've got a few weeks down time for that..... Oh, you are talking about bedpan, my bad.

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Screamin_Beagle · « **Reply #53 on:** January 09, 2007, 07:56:10 PM »

I'm glad that I wasn't the only one offended by Dr. Jellyfinger.........It was the first time and I didn't even know what was coming.......I gotta tell you.....he's lucky he's not missing teeth. I HAD to ask him for at least a reach around (I'm sure he'd heard that one before....but still laughed).

Now, you wanna take this thread in another direction.........what about those good old a$$strscopy's.....now there's a fun time.....NOT!!!!

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SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #54 on:** January 09, 2007, 09:37:07 PM »

Did you folks really read the info on the link ? It said that after treatment it causes liquids to run off. Soooooooo logic would dictate that this works about as well as using a Glad Bag, the - - - - - hmmmmmmm polite word here please - - - - EFLUENT runs down your leg. Oh yeah, better buy some self cleaning socks and boots too. Better yet, just strip and roll yourself up in a sheet of poly - - - sheesh please tell me this isn't one of those " giant leaps for mankind " things

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