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[Twolanerider]

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Rog, once during a rubber glove exam I asked a doc if M.D. stood for Mental Deficient.  That was THE WRONG time to ask such a dumass question   .

[Fired00d]

And this coming from that man that very soon won't be wanting to pooh for a week  :-/ !

Uh No brotha you got that wrong. I already informed wifey of her vows... "for better or worse". It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. If I can't, that means she has to do the "paperwork".

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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[RJ749]

Speaking from the experience of being in the Yukon woods for 10 days without running water, it wouldn't have mattered if the undies were clean, if the a$$ filling them wasn't.

[Twolanerider]

Uh No brotha you got that wrong. I already informed wifey of her vows... "for better or worse". It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. If I can't, that means she has to do the "paperwork".

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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Man, ain't that just the chits.....

[Screamin]

Rog, once [highlight]during a rubber glove exam [/highlight]I asked a doc if M.D. stood for Mental Deficient.  That was THE WRONG time to ask such a dumass question   .

I gotta admire you man. I've never ever been able to crack funny when the doc's been standing behind me w/ the rubber glove. I just flat out can't crack wise.

[RJ749]

Rog, once during a rubber glove exam I asked a doc if M.D. stood for Mental Deficient.  That was THE WRONG time to ask such a dumass question   .

That was an affliction that many of the Airmen had when being examined at the dispensary by the flight surgeons.

What would ever have possessed you to have your George Carlin gene kick in at that moment

[Fired00d]

Rog, once during a rubber glove exam I asked a doc if M.D. stood for Mental Deficient.  That was THE WRONG time to ask such a dumass question   .

Oh that was definitely a "Darwin Award" question there. What were you thinking? He either had his hands on something delicate or something that was designed for "exit" only.

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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[Midnight Rider]

Is that a covalent bond?

Nope...that's Fusion...

[Twolanerider]

Don't know what to tell you guys.  I dealt with prostate cancer a few years ago.  You get reamed, poked, prodded, jammed, stuck, plucked and *ucked so much while that is going on you really lose any sense of inhibition that might go along with discussing one's bum.  That does not mean, however, that you still don't take offense at the occasional less then compassionate intrusion in to one's day.  This particular doc had been (and no doubt continues to be) an ass (pun intended).  Total jerk who would not answer a question if his fee depended on it.  My well known patience being what it is in such circumstances, and he and I have just finished having ill words once again, it just seemed like the perfect time to insult the guy.  

Just for the record.  I was wrong   .

[Special_Ed]

Oh that was definitely a "Darwin Award" question there. What were you thinking? He either had his hands on something delicate or something that was designed for "exit" only.

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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As long as he doesn't have both of his hands on your shoulders. [smiley=nervous.gif]

[RJ749]

Don't know what to tell you guys.  I dealt with prostate cancer a few years ago.  You get reamed, poked, prodded, jammed, stuck, plucked and *ucked so much while that is going on you really lose any sense of inhibition that might go along with discussing one's bum.  That does not mean, however, that you still don't take offense at the occasional less then compassionate intrusion in to one's day.  This particular doc had been (and no doubt continues to be) an ass (pun intended).  Total jerk who would not answer a question if his fee depended on it.  My well known patience being what it is in such circumstances, and he and I have just finished having ill words once again, it just seemed like the perfect time to insult the guy.  Just for the record.  I was wrong   .

The last 13 posts are all from this thread............the one right after it  "Transmission Shifter Leak", looked again someone stuck in "Traction Dynamics"

[Midnight Rider]

As long as he doesn't have both of his hands on your shoulders. [smiley=nervous.gif]

...or tries to kiss you...

[Midnight Rider]

Uh No brotha you got that wrong. I already informed wifey of her vows... "for better or worse". It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. If I can't, that means she has to do the "paperwork".

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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That would for sure be the "for worse" part...just eat a lot of Jello, d00d...

[Special_Ed]

...or tries to kiss you...

...or nibbles your ear... all things to look out for...

[Twolanerider]

I gotta admire you man. I've never ever been able to crack funny when the doc's been standing behind me w/ the rubber glove. I just flat out can't crack wise.

May not deserve admiration as it seemed more masochistic in practice than ever effective.  A conversation is one thing.  But the same doc, just a few weeks later, and the next time I had to visit, at just the "right" moment I just had to say "by the way, just remembered to ask 'how's your wife?'."  That was a bad day....