3 men go to Kmart to buy condoms..
...the first one is 75 years old. He asks one of the clerks which aisle the condoms can be found. She tells him Aisle 5. When he gets to Aisle 5 he sees another clerk, a very attractive female, putting boxes of condoms on the shelf. She asks him if she can help him. He explains he would like to buy some condoms. She asks him what size he needs and he says that he isn’t sure. She then tells him to unzip his fly and take his willy out. The man is taken aback but follows her instruction. The female clerk rubs his willy a couple of times, tugs on it and then says into the microphone clipped to her vest, which broadcasts into the store’s public address system, “Box of medium size condoms to Aisle 5 please; Box of medium size condoms to Aisle 5 please.”
Ten minutes later a 60 year old man shows up on Aisle 5 to buy condoms. When the man is uncertain what size he needs, the attractive female clerk asks the man to take his willy out and after a few rubs and tugs she announces over the store’s public address system, “Box large size condoms to Aisle 5 please; box of large size condoms to Aisle 5 please.”
A few minutes later a 20 year old man shows up at Aisle 5 looking for condoms. He too is unsure what size to buy. Once again, the attractive female clerk asks the customer to take his willy out. After 3 or 4 rubs and a few tugs, the following announcement comes over the store’s public address system, “CLEAN UP ON AISLE 5! CLEAN UP ON AISLE 5!”
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