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"Did anybody watch the Monica Lewinsky documentary on HBO? You think Clinton watched it? Think Clinton spent all day yesterday hiding the remote? I understand Linda Tripp taped it. ... Did you notice that throughout the whole thing, Monica was sitting on the floor of the stage. Doesn't this woman ever stand up? ... Think Monica's 15 minutes of stain might be up?" —Jay Leno
"Monica Lewinsky told this month's Cosmo magazine that if it weren't for Bill Clinton, she would be a mom now, with two kids. Really? Not the way she was doing it." —Jay Leno
"You know who was at the Vanity Fair (Academy Awards) party? Monica Lewinsky. She was sitting right next to me. I was at table 14; she was under table 12." —Jay Leno
"Monica Lewinsky has gained back all the weight she lost last year. I believe that's the cover story in Newsweek. In fact, she told reporters she was even considering having her jaw wired shut, but then, nah — she didn't want to give up her sex life." —Jay Leno
"It seems Monica Lewinsky is on the loose again, teaming up with HBO to do a documentary about her affair with Bill Clinton. It's not really a documentary. It will be more of an oral history." —Jay Leno
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