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Hillary
« on: January 18, 2006, 09:54:03 AM »

 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
               first night in the White House.  She has waited so  long..........

             The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
               "How can I best serve my country?"

             Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

            "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

            The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

             Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says,

           "Listen to the people."

             "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.

             On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln  appears..

            Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

             Lincoln says,"Go to the theater."
            On the forth night, the ghost od Lyndon Johnson appears..  Hillary say, "How can I best serve my contry?"
Johnson says "let's go to Dallas and do a motorcade parade"

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