The Chicken and the Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and
began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the
farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the
chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition,
the
chicken
sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his
friend's
life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of
the loop of rope the chicken tossed ! to him. After tying the other end to
the
rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward
and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and
proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
farmer was none the wiser when
he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented; best buddies,
best pals. A few weeks later the chicken fell into a mud pit soon he
too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse
thought a moment, walked over &straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath he told
the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the
pit. The chicken got a good grip &the horse pulled him up and out, saving
his life.
Moral of the story
?
(Yes, there is a moral)
"When you're hung like a horse you don't need a Harley to pick up
chicks"
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Topic: the chicken..the horse...the harley (old joke) (Read 1224 times)