Chinese Wedding Night
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and if the truth be
told he is a virgin as well... but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,'
he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I
promise you I give you anyting you want and I do anyting -- juss anyting
you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says trying to sound
experienced and worldly which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have heard
about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence this time from him. Eventually in a puzzled tone
he asks her....
'You want... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?'
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