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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: OBB on May 10, 2019, 09:33:22 PM
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Man goes to the Dr and asked for 3 Viagra Pills.
Dr asked why 3 and He said "my girlfriend is coming tonight, my ex wife tomorrow and my wife will be home Sunday."
The Dr agreed to give him the 3 pills but he had to come back to the Dr on Monday for a check up. He goes back with his arm in a sling the Dr asked "what happened to you?"
The man replied... " NO ONE SHOWED UP"!
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Good one...
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That reminds me of the one where a new nurse is hired at the retirement home and the older nurse trains her in giving a glass of warm milk and a blue pill to the old men living there....she finally asks why both and the old nurse says "The milk is to help them get to sleep and the pill is to keep them from rolling over and falling out of bed."
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A wife suggests the husband sees the Dr. for a recommendation. The Dr. gives him the blue pill and tells him, "Take one 20 mins before intimacy". The man gets in the car and calls his wife, "I got the blue pill!", the wife says I'm coming home now, see you in 20". The man takes the pill.
As he pulls into the driveway the man is READY!, He walks in the door and the maid says, "Sir, your wife called, she got held up at work and won't be home for lunch". The man says to the maid, "I'll be in my office, get my doctor on the phone". He's pacing back and forth, he is READY. The maid says, "Sir, your doctor is on the phone". The man gets on the phone and says, "Doc, my wife can't make it, I'm ready now, what do I do?" The doctor replies, "Get on the computer and look at porn". The man replies, "Doc, that's not gonna work, I need the REAL THING!". The doctor says, "Well,.....go get a hooker". The man replies, "Doc, I don't have time for all that, I am ready NOW!" The doctor said, "Well who was that on the phone, is she available?"
The man replies,...."The MAID?,.....doc I've never needed a blue pill for the maid"!