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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: 89fxrs on May 06, 2019, 07:01:21 PM
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Help line......
My wife and I went on our honeymoon to Australia, but unfortunately, I had to dial the help line.
"G'day this is Tim, you've reached the Aussie help line. How can we help ya.......
I told him, "We were in the ocean and my wife was stung by a jellyfish on her lady parts.
Her vagina is completely swollen shut. It's our honeymoon, and well....ya know."
The guy on the help line replies, "Ah, bummer mate!"
I say, "I hadn't thought of that! Thanks for the advice. You've saved my honeymoon!"
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Good one...