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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: Fatboy on February 24, 2006, 09:56:50 PM
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From: Lonely & Broke
My wife left me...
I don't understand. She told me we had to cut back on expenses, and I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed something the other day when she came home from shopping... I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back!