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[Threephase]

I sat down for lunch at a crowded restaraunt and the only place to sit was next to a pretty girl at the bar. I saw she she seemed distraught and and was holding her head in her hands and was totally silent. After a few minutes of this I finally decided to ask if she was okay.

She raised her head up and looked at me and said “ I sent a picture of my vagina to my boyfriend”.

When she saw the perplexed look on my face, she added “ he replied back to me and said he loved Arby’s too”.

[muddypaws]

Good one...