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Cutting the grass
« on: May 31, 2018, 06:38:28 PM »

Every other week the neighbor and I at the same time cut our lawns that are the same size and
Every time he always finishes his first no matter how hard and fast I go.

On top of that he's always got a bottle of booze in his hand when he's cutting the grass.

I couldn't contain myself any longer. I walked over and said to him how do you get your grass cut so fast and with a bottle of booze in your hand at the same time. We start at the same time and no matter how hard I try you always finish before me.

The neighbor replies with a slight drunken slour. Well he says, have you seen me out with a sprayer before I cut the grass?

Yes as a matter of fact I have, what's in the sprayer I asked

Whiskey, he replied.

Whiskey I said

Yup whiskey,

 You see by giving the grass a shot of whiskey before I start  it's half cut.






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Re: Cutting the grass
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2018, 02:04:03 AM »

English to English Translation

half-cut
ˌhafˈkət/Submit
adjective BRITISH informal
drunk.
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Re: Cutting the grass
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2018, 07:30:19 AM »

Not that funny......
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Re: Cutting the grass
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2018, 09:10:02 PM »

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