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Help line......
« on: May 06, 2019, 07:01:21 PM »

Help line......

My wife and I went on our honeymoon to Australia, but unfortunately, I had to dial the help line.

"G'day this is Tim, you've reached the Aussie help line. How can we help ya.......

I told him, "We were in the ocean and my wife was stung by a jellyfish on her lady parts.

Her vagina is completely swollen shut. It's our honeymoon, and well....ya know."


The guy on the help line replies, "Ah, bummer mate!"


I say, "I hadn't thought of that! Thanks for the advice. You've saved my honeymoon!"
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Re: Help line......
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2019, 11:28:12 AM »

Good one...
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