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Where's Kenneth?
« on: March 25, 2008, 05:30:05 PM »

Hillary Clinton went to a primary school in New York to speak. After her talk she offered a question time. One little boy put up his hand.  Hillary asked him what his name was?

"Kenneth."


"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

 
"I have three questions: 

1.    Whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop   during your husband's eight years in the office as President?

2.    Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

3.    Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

 
Just then the bell rang for recess. Hillary informed the children that they will continue after recess. When they resumed, Hillary asks, “Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.  Who has a question?"

 
A different little boy put his hand up. Hillary pointed to him and asked him what his name is.

 
"Larry."


"And what is your question, Larry?"


"I have five questions:

1.    Whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?

2.    Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

3.    Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left The White House?

4.    Why did the recess bell go off 30 minutes early?

5.    Where’s Kenneth?"
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Re: Where's Kenneth?
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2008, 06:52:11 PM »

GOOD ONE!!!!! Linny
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Re: Where's Kenneth?
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2008, 09:20:05 PM »

FUNNY,  CAN YOU SAY VINCE FOSTER??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Re: Where's Kenneth?
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2008, 09:22:28 PM »

Any chance of sniper fire there? Like in Bosnia. :oops:
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Re: Where's Kenneth?
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2008, 10:14:23 PM »

Think carefully on election day!
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Re: Where's Kenneth?
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2008, 12:55:04 PM »

Any chance of sniper fire there? Like in Bosnia. :oops:


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Re: Where's Kenneth?
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2008, 07:58:07 AM »

 ;D ;D ;D

Know where she can get a spiritual adviser cheap, but he's sorta controversial.   8)
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Re: Where's Kenneth?
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2008, 08:20:31 AM »

FUNNY,  CAN YOU SAY VINCE FOSTER??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Good one.
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Re: Where's Kenneth?
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2008, 10:03:15 PM »

Great story!! Don't know where I first heard it ,but have retold it lotts of times.
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Re: Where's Kenneth?
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 08:16:56 AM »

 :ROFLOL:
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