The Aisle Seat
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> Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a
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> before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After
> takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
> settling in when the Arab the window seat said, 'I need to get up and
> get a Coke.'
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> 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it
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> As soon as he left, one of the Ar abs picked up the Marines shoe and
> spat in it.
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> When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab said, 'That
> looks good, I'd really like one, too.'
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> Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the
> other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.
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> When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
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> As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes
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> 'Why does it have to be this way?' he asked.
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> 'How long must this go on?
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> This fighting between our nations?
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> This hatred?
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> This animosity?
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> This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?'
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> THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES .
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Topic: Aisle seat- For my Marine Bros. (Read 422 times)