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Definition of UGLY........
« on: February 23, 2006, 01:06:25 PM »
An extremely UGLY Womanwalks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks, "Are they Twins?"

The Woman says, "No, he's 9, and she's 7.  Why?  Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice!"

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Re: Definition of UGLY........
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2006, 10:12:06 PM »
Shop keeper must not drink!!!

Thats why God made Jack Daniels...so ugly women could get laid too!
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Re: Definition of UGLY........
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2006, 11:01:55 PM »
Barry,

I really don't want to know how you are so familiar with that tid bit of information, but I will take your word for it !!!   hehe

Btw you coming down for bikeweek or you coming up with a good excuse?
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Re: Definition of UGLY........
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2006, 09:36:31 AM »
Good Excuse...

I will be in NC that week...
Would like to come down sometime this year and get you tour
of great rides in FL though...

Thanks,

Barry
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Re: Definition of UGLY........
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2006, 10:51:20 AM »
Barry,

Your always welcome ....   Better beef up that engine lots of rednecks that rev their engines at lights down here heheh

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Re: Definition of UGLY........
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2006, 04:19:08 PM »
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An extremely UGLY Womanwalks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks, "Are they Twins?"

The Woman says, "No, he's 9, and she's 7.
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Re: Definition of UGLY........
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2006, 05:12:18 PM »
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Carl,

You forgot "There endeth the lesson"
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Re: Definition of UGLY........
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2006, 05:42:34 PM »
I can honestly say I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but God only knows the ugly ones I've found in bed when I woke up the next day.  [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

 Is there a Fugly fairy that steals the pretty ones in the middle of the night ?  :D

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Re: Definition of UGLY........
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2006, 07:05:51 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2006, 07:17:01 PM »
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