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Due to the climate of political correctness Kentuckians, Tennesseans and  West Virginians    will no longer be referred to as

 

'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to them as

 
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .



1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN. '


 
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
 
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..'


 
. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a


'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'


 . She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'


 . She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes


' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

 
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a


' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


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