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[Unbalanced]

My wife and I went to the Hunterdon County 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen  and there was a sign attached that said,


' THIS BULL  MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

 
My wife playfully  nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He  mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a  week.'


We walked to the second pen  which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS  BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' 
 
My wife gave me a  healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than  twice! a week ! ..........You could learn a lot  from him.'


We walked to the third  pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in  capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES  LAST YEAR'
 
My wife was so  excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and  said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY  learn something from this one.'

I looked  at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it  was with the same cow.'






My condition has  been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should  eventually make a full  recovery

[ultrarider123]

That's funny right there.....

[D-N-D]

 

[grayghost731]

Good one 

[jcain]

I needed that! Good stuff!

[bribe36]

[muddypaws]

I was going to show that to my wife then thought better..

[cvobiker]

Good one