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[05Ultra]

Top 10 Country Western Songs
 
 
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
 
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With a Few.
 
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
 
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.
 
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
 
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
 
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
 
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
 
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.
 
And the Number One Country & Western song is:
1.     It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

[grayghost731]

    

[VaEagle]

#1 did make it to song........

[TinSpinner]

#1 did make it to song........

That's classic!

[D-N-D]

Nice !!! 

[Twolanerider]

Not that an old fart with no rhythm and a voice akin to a hungry badger chained to a weedeater is ever going to get there.  But if I was ever on the "The Voice" or that scummy "Idol" show that is so the song I'd sing.

[Texas Fat Boy]

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
by Poison

[Texas Fat Boy]

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With a Few.

by Booby Bare

[Texas Fat Boy]

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

by Jimmy Buffet

[Texas Fat Boy]

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

by Mike Haduck

[Texas Fat Boy]

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

by Wayne Carter

[Texas Fat Boy]

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

by Honky Tonk Juke Box Band

[Texas Fat Boy]

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

by Johnny Shine