Computer Passwords
Your Computer passwords. I go through this crap every 30 days...
Setting your password:
Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one.
Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?
No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one.
Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?
Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
No, you must get a new one.
I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Sorry, you must get a new one.
OK, roses
Sorry you must use more letters.
OK, pretty roses
No good, you must use at least one numerical space.
OK, 1 pretty rose
Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
OK, 1prettyrose
Sorry, you must use additional spaces.
OK, 1****ingprettyrose
Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
OK, 1****INGprettyrose
Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
OK, 1****ingprettyrose
Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.
OK, 1****INGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemea ccessright****ingnow
Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used!