A traveling salesman was in a bar having a few when the mood hit him. He called the barkeep over and asked, "Is there anywhere a man can go around here to enjoy the company of a lady?". The barkeep tells him to go around the corner to the 3rd house and slide a $50 bill under the door and knock 3 times. 15 minutes later the fellow comes back in the bar and says "I slid the 50 under the door and waited but nothing happened. The barkeep says " I forgot, they went up to $100, go back and slide a $100 bill under the door and when you get done I will give you some drinks to help make up for it." So the dude goes back and slides the 100 under the door and says loudly "I want to get f**ked" A voice from inside the door says "What again?"
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