A milking farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the
equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it
on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment,
turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more
pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly
discovered that he couldn't remove the instrument from his penis.
He read the manual, but didn't find any useful information. He tried
every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the
farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line.
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will
release automatically once it's collected two gallons."
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Topic: A Milking Farmer (Read 1282 times)