Topic: The Dead Goldfish (Read 1329 times)

SCRM-R · « **on:** November 15, 2005, 03:05:19 PM »

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?"

"My Goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn't it?"

Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your goddam cat!"

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The Dead Goldfish