Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many
years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife
puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's
friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they
do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to
find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered,
and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your
wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since midnight. Yesterday evening, I
was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put
her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her
hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took
my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles
and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and
ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do what ever you want."
So, Here I am.
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