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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: KGB on January 18, 2021, 10:21:15 AM

Title: Going to Church in Chicago
Post by: KGB on January 18, 2021, 10:21:15 AM

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.”

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today.”

Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right….

My car was gone!

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Title: Re: Going to Church in Chicago
Post by: D-N-D on January 19, 2021, 03:17:40 PM

 :o :)

Title: Re: Going to Church in Chicago
Post by: muddypaws on January 19, 2021, 04:06:57 PM

Now that is a good one...