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[UK Dave]

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEO's of various
brewing organisations retired to the bar at the end of the first day's
conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "Here in the States, we brew the
finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a
Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdammt. Give me ein Becks, das real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon. T'anks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all
over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin' real beer, then
neither am I!"

Cheers [smiley=drink.gif]

Dave

[EAGLE1]

Dave, thats great, I can really relate to that and do agree, as a homebrewer, I start brewing Stouts right after octoberfest, and usually get about 30 gal. done to get me through the cold winter months, When Im not drinking Beer Im usually Brewing it.
[size=18]BYO! (Brew your own!)  Budweiser Sucks![/size]

Cheers! [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif]

[Willie D]

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I have to agree with ya both. I ONLY drink local beers.
Bell's Porter / Oatmeal stout / Best Brown are my favorates'
Michigan has some really good Brew Pubs. Jst have to watch how many you have. With the 6-9% ac. Two 20oz is about my limit on 2 wheels.

WD [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif]

[arcticdude]

Just come to Oklahoma.  Most everything here is 3.2%.  You can have about 30 of them!!

[EAGLE1]

[smiley=drink.gif]
I have to agree with ya both. I ONLY drink local beers.
Bell's Porter / Oatmeal stout / Best Brown are my favorates'
Michigan has some really good Brew Pubs. [highlight]Jst have to watch how many you have[/highlight]. With the 6-9% ac. Two 20oz is about my limit on 2 wheels.
WD [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif]

you got that right! I wont even attempt riding after drinking some of my beers, most start at 8-9%, i have a russian Imperial stout that I brewed in 1995, @ 14%, I foolishly tried to drink a 22oz bottle of it and found myself FDC (face down in carpet) the next morning with still half the bottle untouched, after that experience I decided to open just one bottle a year around christmas time when i have at least 6 friends around for help, and we drink it in shot glasses  [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] I think i still have 3-4 bottles left, i'll be bummin when that well runs dry  

[Screamin_Beagle]

Eat your hearts out fellas,  I'm where it all began this week,  Just had my hard roll and tall glass of Weisbier for breakfast (I freakin love Germany,  only place in the world it's acceptable to drink beer for breakfast).  Liquid bread...... [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif], gotta go,  it's time to go play with HIGH VOLTAGE!!!!Glad I had what may have been my last.......never know when you'll get hit with 150-160 KV...

_Beagle [smiley=cherry.gif]

[Screamin]

Eat your hearts out fellas,

[EAGLE1]

[smiley=drink.gif]
I have to agree with ya both. I ONLY drink local beers.
Bell's Porter / Oatmeal stout / Best Brown are my favorates'
Michigan has some really good Brew Pubs. Jst have to watch how many you have. With the 6-9% ac. Two 20oz is about my limit on 2 wheels.
WD [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif]

WD, If you join the AHA you can get discounts at most local Micros, check out the link
http://www.beertown.org/homebrewing/pubs_list.asp
life is too short to drink cheap beer! cheers