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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: Unbalanced on November 29, 2005, 11:11:49 AM
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A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
- “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married".
- “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
- “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the hokey pokey…”
- “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
- “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
- “Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?”