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[iski]

Our local county officials, ever the helpful chaps & chappies have created the meme (meme is 100% real & from my county) below to remind  hermits living in a cave for the past 6 weeks with zero outside contact  concerned citizens about the importance of social distancing.

Unfortunately, this neighborhood by covenant is a Designated Chicken Desert.  Not a single chicken anywhere.  Tomorrow I shall contact the County Social Distancing Office to inquire about picking up my much needed Social Distance Chickens.

[harpmr]

This from another Florida county

[grc]

Typical imprecise instructions from bureaucrats.  What kind of chickens are they referencing?  Some breeds are less than a foot long for instance.  And a huge portion of our population these days have probably never seen a real live chicken anyway.  Change it to seven basketballs or eight soccer balls.

I have a suggestion for a much easier method to maintain a good distancing.  Take a large mean looking dog on a six foot leash with you when you're out and about.  You'll get much more than a six foot distancing.

Jerry

[Smoketown]

I recommend pickled eggs and beer ... It gives me an 8-foot clear radius.

Two bean burritos off of the 'roach-coach' works about as well.   

Cheers,
Smoketown

[dayne66]

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[iski]

Very helpful tips from all. If Disney adopts the 3 chicken rule the It's a Small World After All ride will be even more annoying.