Subject: Any Jersey Girls out there or anyone married to one,I need
verification on this stuff!!
>
> A Nevada Girl would never do something like that, she may leave you
> broke, but that's another story. Read on.
>
> Now this is funny!!! Enjoy.
> >>
> >>Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
> their new wives duties.
> >>
> >>The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he
> had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
> cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came
> home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
> >>
> >>The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
> had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes
> and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but
> the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
> dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
> >>
> >>The third man married a girl from New Jersey. He said he told her
> that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn
> mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
> said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
> anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
> could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to
> eat, load the dishwasher,
> >>find a cleaning lady, and telephone a landscaper.
> >>
> >>Gotta love those Jersey girls
>
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