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THE ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

Q:  WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A:   It's Braille for suck here.  


Q:  WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A:   It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."    


Q:  WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A:   Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a GoodYear.  


Q:  WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A:   Because when they come, they're wild and wet.  But when they go, they take your house and car with them.  


Q:  WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A:   Because they don't have any balls to scratch