A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Falujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite
side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious
state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scum bag. He yelled back
that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a mean-spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!'
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands when a truck hit us"
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