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[Twolanerider]

Need assistance.  Have 50 bucks riding on that by Saturday night I can come up with the non-combat and non-human injury related grossest thing in the world.  Sickness is ok; just not injury.  If any group of people can be of assistance in this endeavor it's got to be you all.

I think I've got a winner in my back pocket (so to speak).  But dare not divulge for fear of spies.  Just to give you some idea where the bar is starting, however, I had a first suggestion that I thought would break the back of the competition.  It was immediately responded to and, I had to admit, defeated.  That first defeated suggestion was an 85 year old, cigar smoking, tooth decayed old man barfing back in your mouth during his MI while you're doing mouth to mouth and CPR.

So help me out here guys.  Grossest thing in the world; please.

[110tHunDer]

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[spydglide]

I mean, twolane, do you wanna get into necrophilia and stuff at that level of grossness or what?  [smiley=nervous.gif]  arrrrrrrgh!   spyder

[spydglide]

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I mean, 103tHunDer, you should be ashamed.......posted that deceased ugly dog winner's picture.  Now that's a biker dog that you wouldn't ever have to worry 'bout someone stealing, huh?  :-?  spyder

[110tHunDer]

I mean, 103tHunDer, you should be ashamed.......posted that deceased ugly dog winner's picture.

Spyder, look at him, I think he was dead when that photo was taken!  [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

[Twolanerider]

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Brian, I'm sorry, the rules were no injuries and nothing dead.  Had to be live grossness.  And as of a couple of weeks ago that dog died.

[Twolanerider]

I mean, twolane, do you wanna get into necrophilia and stuff at that level of grossness or what?  [smiley=nervous.gif]  arrrrrrrgh!   spyder

Ok Spyder, the rules were no injuries and nothing dead.  I forgot to mention the dead part the first time through.  I did, however, negotiate a loophole on the dead part thinking about just your idea here.  The loophole was that it has to be totally dead.  I'm not sure she really thought that through as necrophilia is going to be at least one corpse and one still living quasi-person.  So if she comes up with a good one I can get that gross to win.  I really don't think I'm going to have to.  But by the rules it is fair game.

[Twolanerider]

I mean, 103tHunDer, you should be ashamed.......posted that deceased ugly dog winner's picture.

It's eating its own back foot.  It's not dead (yet) in that picture; just hungry  

[spydglide]

It's eating its own back foot.  It's not dead (yet) in that picture; just hungry  

Hey, wasn't that dog a California Dog? Wonder if Andy or JC knew that toothy critter?   :-/ Har!  [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] spyder

[Twolanerider]

Hey, wasn't that dog a California Dog? Wonder if Andy or JC knew that toothy critter?   :-/ Har!  [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] spyder

That wasn't a picture of JC?  [smiley=nervous.gif] [smiley=nixweiss.gif] [smiley=nervous.gif]

[hd-dude]

You guys need to get some sleep [smiley=nervous.gif]

[CVOJOE]

Story matches the doggie in this thread  [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]
A friend of mine was telling me about a friend of his who owned two dogs. One was a male Rottweiler and the other was a female Doberman pincher who was pregnant. It seems that the two dogs were in the kennel outside when the female went into labor. The guy wasn’t home but his wife was and apparently she looked out the window and noticed the rottweiler gobbling up something. She went to investigate and found that the Doberman was having her pups but as soon as one would pop out the rottweiler would gulp it down. Of coarse she immediately went to the puppies rescue but not being strong enough to hold the Rottweiler back she was forced in horror to witness the eating of the puppies. After watching the Rottweiler gobble down eight new born puppies she was finally able to drag the Rottweiler in the house.

Now I know that this a horrible story but it does have a happy ending.

Not long after she got the dog in the house it started getting sick and to her surprised-horror the Rottweiler began throwing up puppies and they were still alive in fact they were perfectly heathy and appeared to be none the worse for wear and all nine puppies survived.

[SEUC-OCD]

the Doberman was having her pups but as soon as one would pop out the rottweiler would gulp it down.

Actually, it's fairly common for animals to eat new borns.  Gross, but common.  Even the mothers of most animals will do that.  I have seen it happen in dogs, cats, mice.  

The first time I saw it was of course the grossest.  I was 12, and we came home from dinner, and our cat had already eaten one of her kittens, and was halfway done on another.  When we walked in, we saw a hind leg on the floor.  She quickly scooped it up, ran under the bed, and I got there just in time to see her slurp it down.  I also found a freshly chewed/mashed skull with fur and brains, and a trail of a few intestines.  I also used to work at a pet store, and we used to always have living pinkies (new born rodents) that were half eaten and still moving around.  As gross as that is, it happens.  Animals also eat their own poop, and other animals poop.  However, when something is gross, but happens frequently, it is not AS gross.  The first time I saw my dog eat cat poop, I hurled, now I just think, "stupid dog... enjoy your dinner".

I also thought that internal worms were gross.  Nothing like a fresh pile of squirming worms in a pile of dog diarrhea.  I used to think tape worms were gross until I saw the Sea Biscuit documentary and learned that the used to be sold as a weight loss program.  Yeah Jenny Craig, you go girl!  
However, I am still creeped about those worm things in jungle waters that will follow a urine trail and swim up the penis and lodge themselves in the urethra with little barbs.   And the ones that get under your skin and can grow to several feet long, and you can see them squiggle and wrap around, just under the skin.  [smiley=nervous.gif]

However, I've seen all that now, and it just doesn't seem as gross anymore.

You may find some stuff on http://www.rotten.com.  Just be forewarned, it has some gross stuff (like a picture of an Iraqi combatant shot in the head), and links to porn.

There also used to be a site called bizzare.com, that had several sick photos and movie clips of humans and animals... engaged.  I saw several, as behind the first page was a bunch of thumbnails, so I got the general idea, but it was too sick, and I couldn't continue... after the first page.  

I never met a woman that wasn't grossed out by the movie of the woman performing felatio on a horse and then hurling from the load he let fly.  If I stepped over the line with that, let me know and I'll remove it.

There's more, but all too inappropriate for this forum.  Geez... all those suppressed memories coming back now.  yuck.  I need a ride...  ON MY BIKE!

[RedFXR2]

Well, there's the story about the couple that rented a beach house and came in one evening to discover that they had been burglarized.  Almost everything was taken but, mysteriously, their camera was left lying n the bed.  They filed police reports and now out of the vacation mood, decided to check out and go home the next day.  That morning, they showered, brushed their teeth and went home.

Upon arriving back home, the man took the film out of the camera and had it developed.  The last photo was somewhat fuzzy and he couldn't make out what he was seeing until he finally figured out that it was a closeup of a hairy human anus with their toothbrush handle sticking out of it.

[CVOJOE]

Barf !!!! (THIS is why pumpkins don't drink)