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[postal52]

 I WENT TO SAN FRANCISCO, & FOUND SOMEONE'S HEART . NOW WHAT ?   I HAD AMNESIA ONCE , OR MAYBE , IT WAS TWICE .    I PLANTED SOME BIRD SEED , AND A BIRD CAME UP . NOW I'M NOT SURE WHAT I SHOULD FEED IT . ALL I WANT IS A FIRST HAND CHANCE TO PROVE WHETHER OR NOT , MONEY  CAN MAKE ME HAPPY !  WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY A "FREE GIFT ",AREN'T ALL GIFTS FREE ? ? IF THE WORLD WAS A  LOGICAL PLACE , MEN WOULD BE THE ONE'S RIDING SIDE SADDLE !SOMEONE TOLD ME I WAS GULLIBLE & I BELIEVED THEM . I READ THAT PROTONS HAVE MASS; I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THEY WERE CATHOLIC .IF YOU TEACH A CHILD TO BE POLITE AND COURTEOUS WHEN HE GROWS UP , HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MERGE ONTO THE FREEWAY !!

[postal52]

EXPERIENCE IS WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT , WHEN EVERYTHING ELSE IS GONE .THE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE .  MY WEIGHT IS PERFECT FOR MY HEIGHT ---WHICH VARIES.  I USE TO BE INDECISIVE . NOW I'M NOT SURE . THE HIGH COST OF LIVING HASN'T AFFECTED ITS POPULARITY ANY .  EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THERE CAN BE " SELF HELP " GROUPS .IF SWIMMING IS SO GOOD FOR TONING YOU UP ... EXPLAIN WHALES !! SHOW ME SOMEONE WITH BOTH FEET PLANTED FIRMLY ON THE GROUND ,& I'LL SHOW YOU SOMEONE WHO CAN'T GET THEIR PANTS OFF !!IS IT JUST ME -- OR DO BUFFALO WINGS REALLY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN .AND FINALLY AFTER TWO DIVORCE SETTLEMENTS , I REALIZE THAT I'M ONE MORE FROM , HAVING TO LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX UNDER AN OVERPASS !!!

[fresh oil and pipes]

DIVORCE SETTLEMENTS , I REALIZE THAT I'M ONE MORE FROM , HAVING TO LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX UNDER AN OVERPASS !!!

The first one almost put me there but I did figure out why divorces are so expensive.  They are worth it

[deekay]

Loved em

[reo]

Nice...

Put a smile on my face.

[2k]

Silly Boy

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[CBW]

hats funny stuff