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SPIDERMAN

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Yo Mamma
« on: July 06, 2006, 10:13:13 PM »
Yo Mamma so dumb, I saw her shoutin into an envelope the other day. When I asked her what she was doin, she said she was sendin you a voicemail.
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2006, 10:33:15 PM »
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Yo Mamma so dumb, I saw her shoutin into an envelope the other day. When I asked her what she was doin, she said she was sendin you a voicemail.
You just made that up, didn't you? Go ahead and admit it.......trying to lighten up the mood.  ;) har!  ;D spyder
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2006, 08:55:18 PM »
Yo Mamma so old, she got pregnant and had Grandkids
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2006, 12:54:25 AM »
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Yo Mamma so dumb, I saw her shoutin into an envelope the other day. When I asked her what she was doin, she said she was sendin you a voicemail.


Dammit Spider, my dear sweet mother is not current with the day's common technologies.  I truly don't appreciate you casting her inabilities and the iniquities people like her so generally so suffer in such a poor light.  Why hell's bells, it was just last night she called and asked me to come by and install a new set of magic power sticks in the TV remote  ;D .
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2006, 06:04:19 PM »


YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE GOT A REMOTE CONTROL VIBRATOR

« Last Edit: July 10, 2006, 06:05:38 PM by SPIDERMAN »
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2006, 06:49:55 PM »
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YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE GOT A REMOTE CONTROL VIBRATOR


oh crap, I admit it, that one got me (and man, the images left in your head......)
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2006, 11:32:16 PM »
  ;D
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2006, 01:35:00 PM »
YO MAMMA SO UGLY Freddy Krueger's afraid of her
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2006, 06:25:54 PM »
YO MAMMA smell so bad, the skunks under the front porch moved out
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2006, 10:57:11 PM »
Yo Momma so fat she sat on your lap and you had to get your knee fixed  ;D  [smiley=drink.gif] .



(Feel better soon.)
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2006, 12:56:54 AM »
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on your lap and you had to get your knee fixed  ;D  [smiley=drink.gif] .



(Feel better soon.)

OUCH!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2006, 01:00:11 AM »
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Yo momma so fat...

When she hauls butt she has to make two trips.

Yo momma so fat...

Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

« Last Edit: July 13, 2006, 01:01:48 AM by Rjob749 »
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2006, 07:03:12 PM »
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[highlight]Yo momma so fat...

When she hauls butt she has to make two trips.[/highlight]
Yo momma so fat...

Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.


Yep. her name is Alice, but everyone calls her Alla$$
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2006, 11:26:36 PM »
Yo mama's so fat, she went into a restaurant, looked at the menu and said, ''ok!''

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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2006, 11:32:56 PM »
Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate
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